Steve Blythe

Professional Musician. Shows/Musicals/Big Bands. Member of The Syd Lawrence Orchestra 🎷

[‘99’ Beckham @CrickyBaby]

Evri’s the worst company to exist since Hermes.

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Just a warning, check your auto-renewal status for @AvidSibelius - I didn’t realise mine was turned on and I’ve just been billed £200, haven’t used it for months! My mistake, but I hoped the company cared about its customers enough to allow me to cancel and get a refund. But no!

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How can the @TfL app keep saying good service on all lines when it was a 20 minute wait until the next train at Ruislip Gardens on the Central Line, at 0935 in the morning?! That’s not good service. Also, 20 mins have gone and still waiting!

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…and yet here he is, playing on when he needs five snookers again

[Shaun Murphy OBE @Magician147]

Unpopular opinion time……….I think we should remove playing for Snookers from the game. Once the frame is over mathematically, it’s over. What do you think?

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

Last night The King, The Queen and The Prince of Wales welcomed guests from the Diplomatic community to Buckingham Palace for the annual Diplomatic Corps Reception.

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…received my order and billed me for the ink I skipped.

And the only way to cancel it is to contact them before they dispatch it, but you can’t contact them on a weekend. Useless.

@CanonUKandIE

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@CanonUKandIE Has the most useless website in the world. Nothing works and you go around in circles looking for ways to contact them.

I went on the there two ago, clicked to skip my auto-ink delivery, and two days later today they email me to say they’ve…

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For reference, here is Hamish Turnbull’s machine - I know which one I think looks more like a bicycle:

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Chris Boardman: “They barely look like bicycles anymore as we get that shot of Hamish Turnbull’s ‘Machine’”

#Paris2024 #Olympics @BBCSport

Also @Chris_Boardman, in 1992 Olympics:

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Two weeks later, and @BBCSport are still dreadful. Showing highlights of last night’s events on BBC One while a Brit is competing live in Boulder and Lead over on Eurosport.

#Paris2024 #OlympicGames #BBCOlympics

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Olympic coverage supposedly started at 8am on BBC but I haven’t seen any sport yet, just a French Maítre D’ talking about France. Sorry BBC you’ve already lost me to Eurosport!

SHOW SOME SPORT!

@BBCSport

#Olympics #Olympics2024 #PARIS2024

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Just tuned in to the #Olympics part way through the 35k race walk. No sign of any Brits - guessing they’ve stopped halfway round for a cup of tea.

@TeamGB #Paris2024 #TeamGB #Britain

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@News18Sports Ermmmm, no, look again….

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@RossMcArdell Should avoid the follow-on though now🤞🏻

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Are the Judges that are doing the marks for Synchronisation in the diving, aware that they are marking Synchro and not Execution? China consistently get 8.5 for dives that are not in Sync, when other teams get 7.5 for dives that looks totally in sync 🤷🏻‍♂️

@BBCSport #PARIS2024

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@BBCSport You’ve been on air nearly an hour while there are events happening, any chance of actually showing some sport instead of a chat show? I’ve already had to switch to Eurosport. I think the general public tuning in to Olympic coverage want to see sport.

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Olympic coverage supposedly started at 8am on BBC but I haven’t seen any sport yet, just a French Maítre D’ talking about France. Sorry BBC you’ve already lost me to Eurosport!

SHOW SOME SPORT!

@BBCSport

#Olympics #Olympics2024 #PARIS2024

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@RossMcArdell That said, at least the best team in the tournament won. It would have been an outrage if we’d won, we fluked our way to the final!

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As I said after the World Cup, Gareth did a great job stabilising and improving England after years of mediocrity, but it’s time for him to go so we can try and move to the next level.

#EURO2024 #ENGLAND

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@RossMcArdell We’d have more of a chance if the best ones were starting games and the knackered ones were left on the bench though! And if he gave them freedom to attack!

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Imagine if Palmer had played 90 mins…

#EURO2024 #ENGSPA