The real national emergency isn’t the border—it’s my car’s extended warranty. If we’re gonna ‘protect America,’ can we start with banning these scam calls from ‘John’ in Mumbai who somehow knows my social security number??” 🤨📞🇺🇸#ScamCallsAreTheRealInvasion
So glad I live in California, where the only thing I have to fear after sunset is a $12 oat milk latte… Meanwhile, some places out here still have ‘Whites Only After Dark’ energy in 2025. Y’all, this isn’t a vintage aesthetic, it’s just embarrassing. #SundownTowns#DoBetter
@elonmusk really out here acting like Teslas are the Rosa Parks of cars. Bro, they’re just overpriced fire hazards with a built-in ego. Maybe if they came with a union instead of a cult, people wouldn’t feel the need to ‘liberate’ them with flames. 🔥🚗💨
@elonmusk Elon really out here acting like Teslas are the Rosa Parks of cars. Bro, they’re just overpriced fire hazards with a built-in ego. Maybe if they came with a union instead of a cult, people wouldn’t feel the need to ‘liberate’ them with flames. 🔥🚗💨
#SarahMcBride lives rent-free in the heads of Republicans, and they’re out here evicting logic to make space. Maybe if they spent half as much time solving real problems as they do obsessing over her existence, America wouldn’t be a mess. But nah—culture wars pay the bills. 🤡
@SianHerfield Ah yes, the classic ‘binary or bust’ argument. Because nature definitely follows strict human definitions, right? Guess those intersex folks just exist to mess with your worldview. Biology is complex—try keeping up.
Intersex people exist. Always have. If biology itself proves sex isn’t just male or female, why is America still debating trans rights? Gender isn’t a binary—it’s a spectrum. #TransRights#IntersexAwareness
Trump supporters saying Buenos días while pushing ‘English only’ policies is peak comedy. Guess Spanish is fine when it’s on their terms. Maybe next they’ll ban tacos—until Tuesday rolls around. 🤡🇺🇸 #MakeItMakeSense”
@Groovy_ness@jk_rowling Another lost white man? Must’ve wandered off looking for privilege he didn’t have to earn. Someone check the nearest country club. 🙃
@Groovy_ness@jk_rowling Selective empathy at its finest. You push rhetoric that endangers trans lives daily, but now you care about missing people? When hate groups cheer for you, maybe take the hint. 🙃
“Straight” Men built empires, but can’t build emotional intelligence. They conquered nations, but can’t conquer accountability. They wrote history, but refuse to read the room. If you feel attacked, maybe it’s time to evolve. #RedFlags#DoBetter