Steve Brian

Dipped in awesome sauce

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@normmacdonald @realDonaldTrump meant, kinda sucks. It's like a guy who cleans guns all his life then gets killed by a chunk of tofu..

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@normmacdonald @realDonaldTrump kinda sucks. It's like a guy who cleans all his life then gets killed by a chunk of tofu..

[Daniel Van Kirk @danielvankirk]

Like a hockey puck to your heart!
Christian Slater @colestratton joins The Wahlberg Solution @ucbsunset tonight 7pm!
https://t.co/lrYJwlD8aL

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@danielvankirk @colestratton @ucbsunset I'm in the great white north , couldnt get over the border. Where the F can I hear it??

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@bobsaget better to have loved and met than never have been to the met at all

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@normmacdonald @AndyKindler yada yada nice plebs etc 2 hour delay talk to the Rancor in the other room..

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@normmacdonald @AndyKindler anyfrick, Mom says go to your room for two hours Billy. Learn your lesson.

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@SaszeDerkach @normmacdonald @AndyKindler all the jackass plebs that wanna roam the hills n dales, roam the hills n dales.

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@normmacdonald @AndyKindler So lil Billy is playing with his lego castle and his Mom looks in on him. He says...

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@normmacdonald When I was a wee whippersnapper my Dad would pull up a chair, put me on his knee and say " someday son, we'll have 2 chairs "

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@PharelI Yellow obv.

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@PharelI Is a dead Raccoon crazy?

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@PharelI Sir W.Hi from Vancouver B.C. Canada. You killed with Nard. Much respect. Its playoffs so Nobody Ever Really Dekes.

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@normmacdonald Norm , heres the deal. You are my idol but you n Sup Dave together. I can't even articulate how great it gets.

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald to David Letterman = Don Rickles to Johnny Carson .

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@PikesvilleAL @normmacdonald @RPCarney @thebenshow I'm imagining throwing a hockey stick into a dumpster.

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@normmacdonald Is Al Waxman up for anything this Year?

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@normmacdonald I'm gonna hire that orchestra to follow me around. Save me from being a jackass 100 times a day.

[Russell Peters @therealrussellp]

Let's get @normmacdonald to replace Craig Ferguson. #latelatenormnorm Please RT

[Steve Brian @SteveBrian]

@normmacdonald He's playing the anti-windbag piano