Steven Chernoff

Husband, father, lawyer, trail runner, skier, guitarist, polyglot, coffee boy to my wife’s nonprofit. Loyal to Red Sox and Capitals. Paul. Abbey Road.

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@JamesSurowiecki They may be trying to nail him on the technicality that he did, in fact, slash madly into the water with blades, years ago, as an Olympic canoeist.

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@christopherrufo @NickKristof The limiting principle, of course, is the extent of aid mandated by statutory and regulatory provisions determined by elected representatives and public comment processes, as opposed to ignoring the law and unconstitutionally chainsawing it to death.

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@DHSgov @GovernorVA “ICE goes masked for a single reason -- to terrorize Americans into quiescence. … It should be noted that our troops do not ordinarily wear masks. Can you imagine a masked marine? It is a matter of honor -- and honor still matters.” - The Hon. William G. Young

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@JonathanTurley The real question is, will the Tarp of Humiliation remain up through the 4th?

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@capitalweather the aftermath in Vienna.

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@NormEisen On the upside, the letters to be removed can be rearranged to spell "MANHANDLED TOP TURD". Can we put that on a small Spinal Tap-style arch off to the side?

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@MattWalshBlog OK so there’s (1) 2008 when 2 Neo-Nazis were arrested for plotting to kill Obama, (2) 2011 when a RW extremist fired 25 rounds at the WH targeting Obama, and (3) 2013 when 2 KKK-affiliated white supremacists were arrested for plotting to assassinate Obama w/ a radioactive device.

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@mb8364324160492 @CathyYoung63 Poor thing, you think the rally was about statues…

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@StephenM Your ancestors and mine were migrants who came from repressive Eastern European states, yet only you are trying to replicate those conditions here.

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

On the helicopter leaving the ship right now. This planet is impossibly beautiful from every altitude I’ve seen it…surface to 250,000 miles

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@sane_truth @TimHannan @RepLuna A government regime is not a civilization. He was threatening genocide.

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@KatieMiller You want more pregnancies among 15 to 19 year olds? You are sick.

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@ianmiles Evidence please.

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@Boredmanbryon @kaufmanedaniel This is called “market failure”. Econ 101.

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@capitalweather skiing on 6” in Vienna, though melt and compression means 1-3” on sidewalks & warmer ground.

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

@HHSGov Meanwhile

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing to tell, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

[Steven Chernoff @SteveCJD]

Hey @Walmart your Customer Service people just rejected this return on the grounds that (1) I didn’t have the box, and (2) it is past the return deadline. R u kidding me?????