Steve Carroll

CPA:
Cycling is my Passion Always;
Colorado state university Perpetual fan & Alumni;
Certified Public Accountant

[Steve Carroll @SteveCarrollCPA]

Someone skipped school.

[The American Storm @BigJoeBastardi]

@Airaasayss Goof and fool, which apparently you don't know about or you would not post this

[Steve Carroll @SteveCarrollCPA]

Peel off! 🍌🍌

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

🍌 DON’T RUN NEXT TO THE RIDERS, EVEN IF YOU’RE A BANANA!

🍌 NE COUREZ PAS À CÔTÉ DES COUREURS, MÊME SI VOUS ÊTES UNE BANANE !

#TDF2026

[Steve Carroll @SteveCarrollCPA]

Wow, you're a weather goddess! Just have to leave town if you don't want it to rain!🌧
Sorry, couldn't help myself, had to give you a hard time on that one.
Luckily our packages are put where rain won't bother them. But we can't buy a rainstorm in Colorado anyway.

[Bonnie Blue and Zoe @BonnieBlueTK]

Delivery people are getting more dumb and lazy by the day.

Saturday, one delivered a parcel and put it on the steps just outside the overhang of the front port. Literally just one more step and it would have been to a covered area. Luckily, rain did not materialize since I was out of town.

Today, I was on the back porch securing things before it stormed when another parcel, different service, was (unbeknownst to me) delivered in the front. It was already thundering and wind picking up. Fifteen minutes later, I got inside and saw the notice. The absolute retard put it in a place open to the elements, just 20 feet away from a covered side entry. Despite immediately running outside in the pouring rain, the water was soaking through the box. I was able to dry the contents, but talk about pissed. It was obviously about to storm and they couldn't be bothered to put it in a protected area they could see from where they left it.

There isn't a single shipper worth a damn.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Every time an 18-wheeler is behind me for more than a few minutes it crosses my mind …

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This guy's tells his cows he can't get the well to work, but someone will be there in an hour to fix it: they're all listening and they seem to understand

[Steve Carroll @SteveCarrollCPA]

I prefer that than the stinging wasp that gets stuck inside my cycling jersey or eyeglasses. It hurts & crashing the bike becomes tempting so you can get it out.🤯

[Wendi A. Irlbeck MS, RDN, LD, CISSN @Wendi_Irlbeck]

A big bug flew into my mouth while I was on a run yesterday morning outside of Dallas! 😱 I spent the next four miles trying to cough it up, thinking the worst 😂. Praise God for stomach acid, which broke down whatever insect I accidentally consumed.

That’s definitely not a type of protein I’ll ever want to eat willingly! I was so grateful to enjoy a proper beef bowl for lunch afterward.

Our body is incredibly resilient. Stomach acid does an excellent job handling the occasional unplanned insect snack. B

Who else has swallowed a big bug mid-run? 🤮

[Steve Carroll @SteveCarrollCPA]

Wyoming Big Horn mountains in the background. Going back in 2 weeks for a few days with our dog Indie. Adopted her in Sheridan & just going back for a fun visit.

[Bonnie Blue and Zoe @BonnieBlueTK]

@SteveCarrollCPA Beautiful scenery!

[Bonnie Blue and Zoe @BonnieBlueTK]

Give me a backroad.

[Steve Carroll @SteveCarrollCPA]

Ok, now I know how many of the "student athletes" get all those requirements in. Pay someone else to do it too!

[Wendy @teachthemx3]

When you hear, “99.9% of our students graduate,” this is what it often means:

Schools put students on credit recovery courses, usually in Edgenuity. The program is multiple choice with unlimited attempts. And if the student can’t read, no worries, it reads the questions to them.

So they guess their way through it?

Not always. Sometimes they pay their friends to do it for them.

Students can get through 26 courses in a week.

At this point, the bar isn’t on the floor. It’s in the grave, and we have to dig it back up.

[Steve Carroll @SteveCarrollCPA]

Had a crow leave a headless baby bunny in our birdbath!

[Melissa Crytzer Fry @CrytzerFry]

#Biologist friends familiar with #Arizona... The ravens are turning the water bowl into the "death bowl," eviscerating critters to feed to their young.

This tail really stumped me. Not sure how far ravens fly for their food? A weasel tail? Yet striped like a coati?🤔

[Steve Carroll @SteveCarrollCPA]

I missed about 3 games from when it opened until it closed. Loved the location just below the A on the foothills. Zero games at the new stadium, don't miss tailgating or live football at all.

[West Coast College Sports Guy @WCCSG_]

Did you ever get to witness a game in Hughes Stadium? 🐏

[Chris Bianchi @BianchiWeather]

Fort Collins has more precip in the last two weeks (3.42”) than the previous 7+ months combined (2.31”)!

[Jennifer Sey @JenniferSey]

When boys’ feelings matter more than girls’ rights. Choose Podi-him!

[Wendi A. Irlbeck MS, RDN, LD, CISSN @Wendi_Irlbeck]

The adults who allow boys to compete in girls sports are a disgrace. Adults who ignore basic biology and physiology should be ashamed of themselves. When will this end? It's absolute bananas this circus is still going on. Why do the adults in charge hate girls and women so much? Those who sit back and do nothing while girls and women are robbed of opportunities should be held accountable. The girls suffer and if we cared about our girls we wouldn't allow boys to unfairly compete against them. Lord help us.

[Wendi A. Irlbeck MS, RDN, LD, CISSN @Wendi_Irlbeck]

If we were to actually, “follow the science” we would have biological females competing against biological females and biological males competing against biological males.

Why is this so confusing and controversial when it’s basic biology and mathematics.

Males are stronger, faster, and have well reported and well studied physiological ADVANTAGES over females.

If this circus continues in another 10 years biological women will be robbed of earning scholarships, fair play, and worse off the safety and integrity of women’s sports won’t exist.

[Steve Carroll @SteveCarrollCPA]

The # of citations & warnings is ridiculously low, basically not enforced. No wonder it's such a huge problem.
Dogs can only be off leash in Fort Collins in specific areas, and violating the city's leash law can get you fined. Here's what the law says. https://t.co/6PlAs6ddsL

[Gretchen Smith @codeofvets]

Who is ready to assist veterans?!? Please share for exposure. #codeofvets is back. https://t.co/cOwKkx6988

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

At last the IPCC admits it has lied to you about climate change for decades. A generation of children have been indoctrinated with false climate propaganda and puppet Governments have enacted destructive and useless Net Zero policies.
But will they now stop ?
I doubt it because the truth does not matter anymore, real science does not matter anymore, the truth is the approved narrative and the narrative is whatever the ‘useless eliters’ decide it will be. Full on 1984.

IPCC Admits Apocalyptic Climate Scenarios Are “Implausible” – Meaning Most Media Scare Stories Over Last 15 Years Are Officially Junk https://t.co/i7elt2XOt7

[Gretchen Smith @codeofvets]

My passion is emerging. I can feel it the fire🇺🇸🔥We are going to light it up for veterans in crisis/need! My voice belongs to veterans my soul belongs to God. My heart is open and ready for love❤️🤍💙

My dad holding the sandbag. He is watching over me from heaven. I can almost hear him whispering you go baby girl😭☺️He is my inspiration.

Who is ready to rock the veteran community?!? We are going to light it up for veterans! #codeofvets

[Steve Carroll @SteveCarrollCPA]

John Mattos, swimming coach. He's why Amy Van Dyken won golds in Olympics.

[West Coast College Sports Guy @WCCSG_]

Who is your all-time favorite coach from Colorado State in any sport?