Steve Martin

Insurance producer. Scored 450 points in NBA Live '95 once. Tall. Beets.

[Steve Martin @SteveGameware]

Here I demonstrate my water pouring skills from a carafe shaped like a $6 flower vase.

love to live fancy

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@ryancohen Fuck off.

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@LAGovJeffLandry @realDonaldTrump Hey Jeff! Have you considered fucking right off? Signed, the entire state of Louisiana.

[Steve Martin @SteveGameware]

@NaperCoyne @RiotFest Cognitive dissonance is real with you I see.

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See you somewhere else hopefully.

[Consumer Time Capsule @consumertc]

The first video game-themed Happy Meal was the SUPER MARIO BROS 3 set from 1990. It had one of the sweetest countertop displays ever… how could a kid resist this?!?!

[Pink Gorilla Games @PinkGorillaLLC]

Complete North American Dreamcast collection just in at the International District location.

Will be split up between all 3 locations but if you want anything today you can find it at the ID.

[۟ @headnavy]

Rihanna’s response to the child saying “I want to be the next Rihanna” 🥺

[Steve Martin @SteveGameware]

Can we get a spooky NBA Jam update with ghosts or some vampires?

[Steve Martin @SteveGameware]

@MikeDrucker "DRUCKER WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?!"

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Cat.

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Metaphor: ReFantazio has arrived!

[Steve Martin @SteveGameware]

The targeted ads think I'm building a highschool or something.

🏫📚👨‍🏫

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Lowe's to Begin Selling 14-Foot Glenn Danzig https://t.co/Om8iRveJfz

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Looks like we'll be going to the Nintendo Museum in Kyoto this December!

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@LoveRetroBTW Congrats to you both!

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The scalpers are going to have a FIELD day with these paper clips.

#PlayStation30th

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@MrPope Could be a river of slime

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Alexander has arrived. Thank you, @Fangamer!

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@DanShoeHsu Programming geniuses!

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@DinosaurDracula That Last Boy Scout opening sequence ...