SteveOCryptos

Alberta separatist. Libertarian.

[SteveOCryptos @SteveOCryptos]

@MrBeast 1

[wealthmoose @wealthmoose]

Mark Carney says families spend $800/month on groceries.

4 steaks at Costco: $78

That’s ONE meal for a family of 4.

That’s 10% of his monthly estimate gone in one dinner.

The man who expenses gourmet meals to taxpayers

just told you what groceries cost.

He has no idea. 🇨🇦🥴 #CdnPoli #Carney #Groceries

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

The DOJ's deadline to charge Fauci for lying under oath about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan is in 6 days. We can’t allow the statute of limitations to run out. He MUST be charged!

Agree? RT.

[SteveOCryptos @SteveOCryptos]

@wealthmoose lol dummy, we'd do it for free... but if uncle Donald wants to send me cash, I'll take it!

[cbcwatcher @cbcwatcher]

ABSOLUTELY MUST WATCH CLIP... Deputy US Trade Representative Rick Switzer on USMCA

"They can have a weak economy that is underperforming and not doing well, and Carney can feel superior."

"Or they can have an economy that participates with as a partner of the U.S. economy."

"And Carney can do what a grownup should do, which is figure out."

"...It's my job as a person who's supposed to protect Canadian jobs and Canadian citizens and the Canadian economy to not let my ego and my feelings dictate what's best for my own economy."

Q "Do you think this will have implications for the USMCA?"

Switzer "Yeah, of course it is..."

"Look, was Ambassador Greer in Canada? Did he meet with Carney? No."

"...The grownups are in the room talking because there's a grown up in the presidency in leadership there, and I would argue there's not a grown up in Canada in charge there."

"You don't go out of your way to antagonize the leader of the country that you are absolutely existentially tied to."

"It's just political malpractice." @markjcarney

[SteveOCryptos @SteveOCryptos]

@auntiemlin Uhh... in what country? Certainly not here...

[DogTurd™🍁 @DogTurdCanada]

It’d be a real shame if this went super viral.

Share it and share it often.

[SteveOCryptos @SteveOCryptos]

@MarilynGladuSL Should be proud to resign and run a by election. But you won't because you don't have a shred of integrity or duty to your constituents. This isn't what you were elected for... resign.

[SteveOCryptos @SteveOCryptos]

@patrickbetdavid We're beyond disgusted, but the system up here is f'd. How do you apply for asylum in USA?

[SteveOCryptos @SteveOCryptos]

@ProRightMemes 0%

[Jakey @SolJakey]

In 2024, I voted as a Canadian citizen in California.

I voted for Donald Trump to prove how fraudulent California was for the 2024 election

They never asked for ID, they hardly had security and I as a non American was able to vote.

[SteveOCryptos @SteveOCryptos]

@jhardin @sciencegirl Totally, DJT is a seriously funny mf’r! I’d laugh the whole way to wherever, guy has so many stories!

[SteveOCryptos @SteveOCryptos]

@ellarosarioxo Well, she’s prob gonna put out after dinner n make me a sandwich later if I’m hungry again… so… I don’t at all so how this is a lose.

[SteveOCryptos @SteveOCryptos]

@TrumpsHurricane No silly… we invented racism, we think it’s hilarious 😂

[@Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸 @Chicago1Ray]

This woman wins the internet today 🔥

This is where my righteous anger pops up, bc know what he saying is a lie bc I live in the south and when I go to vote, every single time there's an election, and guess what, I show my ID, I write my signature, they check to see who I am

Nobody asking me to count any jellybeans in the jar, and quit lumping us in the people of color category

Nobody taking away our right to vote, wake up black people, he's talking about illegal migrants, they don't have ID, that's their new voting base

I've been having ID since I was 15 years old, I'm 50 years old, every black person i know has ID

You need an ID to buy liquor, cigarettes, get on a plane, go to a club, even the homeless guy i just gave $5 dollars had an ID to go get his liquor

Wait till the end when she talks about her marriage license... this lady nails it

[SteveOCryptos @SteveOCryptos]

@YukonStrong @papajeff71 pearls before swine... Edm is pretty much the NDP fortress of Alberta. No amount of facts or reason would change their minds.. just let it go....

[SteveOCryptos @SteveOCryptos]

@mrsunshinebaby Uhh.. can we sue this guy for slander?

[Yukon Strong 🫎 @YukonStrong]

With Independance on the rise here is everything a new Albertan needs to know lol

**WARNING GRAPHIC**

INSULTS:

Fukkin goof = moron
Fuckstick = dumbass
Douche Canoe = self absorbed asshole, supervisor
Dildonic Asshammer = Unbelievable Idiot
shitpump = person who causes problems
Tire Biter = Chick trying to sleeze a ride in a car or motorcycle
Parking lot princess = nice truck that never goes off road
Shitbox = older car\crappy apartment
All hat no cattle = Fake cowboy
Chirp = mouth off \ antagonize
Hoebag = cranky woman
Tool = moron
Wuss(y) = wimp
Pantywaist = weakling
Nutless fuck = coward
Turdbiscuit = Moron
Torontard = someone from Toronto
Onterrible = Ontario
Govie\bureauclown = govt worker
Dipper = NDP voter

GENERAL:

Fukkin-A-Rights = strongly agree\right on!
Yeah no, fer sure = yes
Get Fucked = no
Smoke show = gorgeous woman
Bucklebunny = hot cowgirl
Beauty Bud = Well Done\looks good
Oh fer shure bud = Agreement
King Ralph = Ralph Klein
Ripper(s) = exotic dancer\strip joint
The maid = famous strip joint
Battle Sack = scrotum of an older\wise man
Gaytarded = bad idea
Shit-hawk = parking lot Seagull
Pecker tracks \ Snail tracks = stains on the sheets after sex
Gonch\ginch\gonchies = underwear
Cop shop = police station
Assraped = a painful or costly experience or ripoff
Fuckaround = annoying task or waste of time
Old lady\old man = wife\husband\girlfriend\boyfriend
Swamp donkey = moose
Chirp = antagonize
Two-four = Flat of beer
Two-six = bottle of liquor
Mickey = pint of booze
Texas Mickey = 60+ oz bottle of booze
Molson muscle = beer belly
Darts = Cigarettes
Bunny Snug = Front pocket on your hoodie
Hoot = puff of weed
Fill yer boots = have some more\take as much as you want
Shitter\Crapper\Gutbucket = toilet
Shit Tickets = toilet paper
Jesus Murphy = exclamation of surprise
Garburator = sink disposal unit
You betcha = agree
Fuck *insert any prime minister’s last name* = piss off ottawa
Fuck all = little to none

JOB RELATED:

Get the sand out of your Mangina = Stop whining get to work
Clusterfuck = big mess\pain in the ass
Gong Show = ridiculous situation
Give’r = Work hard\Go fast
Git-er-done = Accomplish a difficult job
Is she gonna go? = Will it work?
Fukk yeah, shell go! = Yes it will work!
Nunt(y) = nuns cunt (extremely dry or tight)
Popcorn fart = Also dry\lacking lubrication
Cmon betsy = Hope a fix works \ hurry up
Give yer balls a tug = wake up moron
Fukkin kry about it = stop whining
Jeezzus fuck = something bad happened
Cunt-hair = a tiny sliver of adjustment or measure
Balls-to-the wall = working hard as you can
Balls out = maximum effort\speed
Taint\Twizznt\Twerent = Perineum
Swalls = Sweaty balls (from work)
Swaint = sweaty taint (from even harder work)
1-800-fuck-right-off = get lost\out of my way\no
Fuck the dog = waste time
Keep er between the lines = stay safe
Sketch(y) = dangerous\scary
OT = overtime
DOUBLE = double shift
Pogey = welfare

VEHICLE RELATED:

Out fer a rip = casual drive adventure in a vehicle\ATV
Ditch bangin’ \ ditch piggin’ = riding skidoo\ATV in a ditch
Bushwhack = go off road
Croch rocket = fast motorcycle
Launch = take a huge jump
Whip a shitty\nut\bun = Donut in a vehicle
Totaled = written off vehicle

PEOPLE:

Lethbian = from lethbridge
Edmontonian from Edmonton
Calgarian = from calgary

PLACES:

‘Berta = ALberta
GP = Grand Prairie
Old Scona = Old strathcona
Gas city\med-hat = medicine hat
Windy City = Lethbridge
WEM = West Edmonton Mall
Little India = Northeast Calgary
Viet-lawn = Forest Lawn Calgary
Little Afghanistan = gravel pit shooting range
Le Duck = Leduc
Dead Rear = Red Deer
Dirty Bird = Hotel in Banff
Cow town\calg\c-town = Calgary
Ed-Mon-chuck, Deadmonton = Edmonton
The park = Sherwood Park
Fort MAc = Fort MacMurray

[SteveOCryptos @SteveOCryptos]

@LibOrNormal Think “they” need a bigger vest.

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@TimRyanDOPEMAN @AntiTrumpCanada This clown doesn’t speak for Canada. Just his own echo chamber. Same as the dem’s in the states. Completely brainwashed and unrecoverable.