Steve Q

Writer for Turtle With Lemonade Productions

[Steve Q @SteveQ_TwL]

Personal goal: be the first man in history to be arrested while leading a police chase on a hover board. #suckitMcFly #doesntworkonwater

[Steve Q @SteveQ_TwL]

If you're dating or married to a teacher, today is a great day... #Back2School #beenwatchingyousitonthecouchfor2months #nomoreresentment

[Steve Q @SteveQ_TwL]

72 years old, first #maltagoya ever. Shit is getting monumental today! #getit #yolo

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

And people say Chivalry is dead...

[Sam Adams @SamuelAAdams]

What if Ben Affleck’s only pretending to direct a Batman movie in order to get hostages out of Iran?

[UPFRONT MMA @upfrontmma]

It's Monday. Back to the Climb! #BJJ #JiuJitsu #nEverest

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

RT if youre inspired

[Steve Q @SteveQ_TwL]

Went to court today for a ticket that got thrown out. While there, saw a guy waiting for trial in his pajamas and slippers. #ultimatefuckyou

[Steve Q @SteveQ_TwL]

Just saw an old red jeep completely mint with a decal of a lobster with sunglasses and a drink in claw that said "rock lobster." #jealousy

[National Zoo @NationalZoo]

Happy #WorldTurtleDay! DYK Turtles live in water. Tortoises are land-lovers. Terrapins like both. All are chelonians.

[Steve Q @SteveQ_TwL]

If Groupon Emails and BedBathandBeyond coupons become currency in the #ZombieApocalypse I'm gonna be #ElonMusk rich.

[Steve Q @SteveQ_TwL]

The bottle of #wine I'm drinking was $7 but it drinks like a $9 with some class...

#winesnob #tuesdaymotivation

[90s Kid @WOWFlashback]

When your teacher was absent you and saw this in the classroom, you knew it was going to be the best day ever.

[Star Wars @starwars]

Happy birthday George Lucas! Thank you, for everything. #ThankTheMaker

[Steve Q @SteveQ_TwL]

#PacquiaoMayweather and that's why I don't watch boxing. #boringggggg #MMA #ufc

[Steve Q @SteveQ_TwL]

To be honest, I have no idea what #snapchat is and at this point I've lied to everyone who has asked me if I have it. #lies #stickingwithit

[Steve Q @SteveQ_TwL]

I went into my computer room and smashed my router. Boom, "broke the Internet." #nailedit #totallyintouchwithtodayskids #igetit #30sthenew18

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Spending weekends the right way! 😁

[Steve Q @SteveQ_TwL]

New #StarWars trailer gave me a nerd boner. Hail JJ, king of all nerdome and ruler of the nerdiverse. #TheForceAwakens #rightman4darightjob

[Geoffrey Gould @realbadger]

#FF @LiamBarrettEsq @justAlicia5 @SteveQ_TwL @Beauregardsuh @Ryanintheus @MikeTheMastodon @Locklearybh @justAlicia5 @IAmStefonMeyers