Steve

[Steve @SteveVD79]

@buitengebieden Same energy.

[Steve @SteveVD79]

@ggatehouse This is like that scene in 13th Warrior where Antonio Banderas starts understanding the Vikings.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty,
You're listening to advice from Professor Chris Whitty.
It is damn hot.
It is damn hot.

[Jesse Jerdak 🐻 is on BlueSky now. It's better. @JesseJerdak]

When the druid multiclasses into barbarian.

[Jane-Marie @mariejane2020]

Whoah black Betty

[Ben Baby @Ben_Baby]

Bengals QB Joe Burrow shared his this post on IG about the Supreme Court’s ruling in the Dobbs case on abortion:

[Steve @SteveVD79]

As a white Brit I can tell you this categorically untrue.

[TraderPark₿oys @TrailerParkBuys]

@YoungParikPatel Nobody in the world likes Indian food

[Steve @SteveVD79]

@dannywalls644 Mate, you wouldn't be able to get it up without strong pharmaceuticals. Also, why would you have to "manipulate" a woman if you have a "superior mind"? Didn't think that through, did you? 🤣🤣🤣

[Steve @SteveVD79]

@omid9 That howl still gives me chills.

[The Caffeinated Therapist 🐝 @bellabee13]

“Bless me Father for I have sinned. I can’t stop thinking about the barenaked ladies.”

Priest: “And how long has it been since your last confession?”

“It’s been…”

[Steven Tobiasz @steventobiasz]

There has never been a better car

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

Happy Underage Drinking Day to those who celebrate.
#WhatYear #EveryYear

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

"Hang about. You're saying this wasn't an accident?"

[Ellie Taylor @EllieJaneTaylor]

Blimey, that new ‘Just Eat’ advert has some budget #HalfTimeShow

[Ms Good Good @triniliciousd]

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

sorry but look at this woodwork

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things said in cars:

"Oh come on mate"
"What are they doing?"
"Don't indicate then"
"Look at this idiot"
"He's letting you go I think"
"After you then"
“Just go!”
“You could get a bus through there”
“Choose a lane!”
“Unbelievable”
“Clever place to park”
“You’re welcome!”

[Steve @SteveVD79]

Relatable.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Done all your Christmas shopping yet?”
“If you mean have I bought myself a big tub of chocolates, well yes I have”

[᚛ᚋᚐᚏᚉ ᚋᚐᚉ ᚐᚅ ᚈᚄᚐᚌᚐᚔᚏᚈ᚜ @SirJolt]

One was given to Monica, in his life.
One was given to Erica, by his side.
One was given to Sandra, in the sun.
One was given to Mary, all night long.

But they were all of them deceived. Deep in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Lou Bega forged a master mambo, Mambo No. 5