Steve Vassalotti

Good dad. Lucky husband. Bad golfer. Still believe I'm good at sports.

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

Wait. They’re not. Back to normal. Zero adjustments to what the defense changes. @Eagles #FlyEaglesFly

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

.@Eagles offense today… #FlyEaglesFly

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

Kevin Patullo sucks at offense again. #Eagles

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

@espn has two days to get their shit together before an actually good football game is on #MondayNightFootball. Like @JJWatt said, I’m not signing up for something else. Figure it out! @YouTubeTV @Eagles @Packers

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

@ColleenWolfe Week*

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

@JonMarksMedia Not sure they let people do that anymore… we once duct taped Pancake 10 feet up on a telephone pole for people to find to win tickets… he started to have trouble breathing after a while😂

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

Blow it up @Phillies #Phillies

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

Game day! #flyeaglesfly

[get the fuck out of bed bitch go @gettfoutofbed]

get the fuck out of bed bitch go

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The Tush Push lives.

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

@KyleBrandt @gmfb @nflnetwork Maybe a defense could stop them before they get to 3rd and 1 or 4th and 1, that would help. You don’t ban something because 1 team has perfected it. Weak.

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

@JimmyKempski Grand Canyon visitors center lot.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Never forget

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

Go birds!!!!!!!!!! #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Mad at myself for staying awake for that.

I know better.

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

@JimmyKempski even in the Linc tunnels

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

Quick tour before a Dallas ass kicking. Go Birds ! #FlyEaglesFly

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

@ohJuliatweets Not only do I use bozo a lot, but I refer to my sons and their best friend as the Brozos. “Send the Brozos home.”

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

I hope #BackyardSports has a 2 player version because I can’t wait to whoop my kids when I unleash Pablo Sanchez on the baseball diamond and Pete Wheeler Go Routes on the football field! These kids gone learn today. #BackyardBaseball

[Tom Dierberger @tomdierberger]

BREAKING: Pablo Sanchez, Pete Wheeler, Stephanie Morgan and the gang are officially back.

The beloved "Backyard Sports" video game franchise is returning with a similar look and feel from the early 2000s classics.

For @SInow:
https://t.co/kGqPIi9v8j

[Steve Vassalotti @SteveVassMGK]

@PGATOUR @TheOpen Driver (hopefully straight-ish.) @PingTour 2 hybrid. 8 iron that rolls well off the back green. Chip back over entire green. Angrily Putt. Putt. Putt.