Steven “Hanus” McManus

Interim part-time head coach of Lenny’s Leopards | PAC enthusiast

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@WWinkle412 I would do some pretty hanus stuff to be there Winkle

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@PACMANTER About on par with what we’ve come to expect from this pork. The fact he had a 2.75 ERA last year is the reason I believe in God.

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Just witnessed known PAC terrorist, Ben Pierce, in South Hills, do something “hanus.” Watched him unhinge his jaw like a snake and swallow an entire burger from Red Robbin’s without chewing.
Clearly has as much feel for public etiquette as he does for the zone, which is none.

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Inside sources with the Grove City Yankees say that Head Coach, Matt Royer, has attempted to bribe SCI Fayette into letting Sam “Local Lorax” Bevin leave on bail for the PAC tournament.

Royer seems to be in shambles down the stretch of the season as usual. What else is new?

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@Bellflower13220 Ethan Erhard

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@BuschNGrillin Might be a good series to go see then Marty. Battle for the bottom.

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Attending Waynesburg University and/or being a fan of THE Waynesburg University baseball team

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

What's a sign of a very low intelligence?

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Only stipulation is that Trischler doesn’t walk guys like Pierce… he gets hit like Joshua Anthony hit Jake Paul

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Top 5 PAC pitchers to terrorize the PAC
5. Dalton Lucy-career 6.56 ERA speaks levels
4. Mason Miller-only if he came back today
3. Benjamin Pierce-sometimes mid; sometimes unhittable (walks the world)
2. Bryce Trischler- Pierce on steroids
1. Jack Fickes-do I have to elaborate

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@WWinkle412 Great job Winkle. Gotta keep these guys honest.

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Named after this pork

[sheep @thefarmersheep]

what does the “dc” in “washington dc” stand for

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PAC picks of the day🚨🚨

Luke Alvarez O 0.5 homeruns
Luke Alvarez O 0.5 bat flips
Caz (Ass) Ostrowski O 1.5 balks (credit due to @WWinkle412)
Matt Bamford O 1.5 wild pitches
Jack Fickes U 0.5 appearances (banned to the shadow realm)

Let’s see what the PACtion brings us today

[Steven “Hanus” McManus @StevenHanuhzrl]

@WWinkle412 Is there an alt line for Caz (Ass) balks?

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Wouldn’t last a series in the PAC. Must be some real terror going on in the MAC for this to happen

[Messiah University Baseball @MessiahBaseball]

National Leader in Homers and this was a big one! 💣

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Anticipating a good matchup between Allegheny and Westminster.
Will Allegheny continue their winning streak (against PAC bottom-feeders)? Will Westminster maintain their top 10 D3 ERA (extremely Mickey Mouse and fraudulent)?
Or will the meteor make everyone’s day? Wait and see!

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Thiel must be in utter shambles if they have Dennis “the menace” Fedele with 9 starts on the year. Absolute terrorism from this pork, with a PAC-leading ERA of 10.85 AND .424 BAA. You are allowed to try.

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@WWinkle412 Potentially an oversight on my part

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Top 5 PAC players most likely to be arrested
5. Ty Eberhardt (Looks scummy)
4. Isiah Petty (McKeesport native)
3. Colin Marinpetro (likely hits women like hits balls)
2. Jack Fickes (ERA is meant to be low)
1. Ethan Erhard (crimes committed against humanity in his recent starts)

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Honorable Mention: Sam Bevin (already was)