Dos Chainz

The Man The Myth The Legend

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

EFFICIENT WORKERS GOT PUNISHED WITH MORE WORK.

[SB hungover vountee (4-3) @vountee]

Damn he still got the fastball that quote was hard as shit

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Clocked into work at 8 am
Clocked out of work at 11:05 am
Walking to liquor store now
Tee time at 12:30 pm
Happy hour with at 5pm
Meeting the boys at the bar at 8pm
Bag in my pocket
Phillies on at 6:45 pm
Parlays are locked in
Vibes are immaculate
Let’s have a weekend

[𝗕𝘂𝗹𝗺𝗮'𝘀 𝗟𝗮𝗯 ❥ @kawaiisennpai]

Probable, Out, & Doubtful.

[petty bourgeois protestant @pbprot]

I’m so sick of the new style of customer service where people just stare at you when you walk up to the counter/service desk that the car service guy saying “good morning, I’ll be with you in a minute” immediately made me start thinking “wow, THIS is how you run a business”

[just matt @questionableway]

by the age of 26 you should be able to have a pleasant conversation with any person of any age and if you can’t that’s a skill issue

[SF Giants on NBCS @NBCSGiants]

HELIOT RAMOS WALK-OFF LITTLE LEAGUE HOMER 🤯

[Gino Fornaro @ginoliciousboss]

NIKOLA JOKIC EUROSTEP FROM 62 FEET AWAY FROM THE HOOP HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

AFC North corner: *breathes*

DK and Pickens the next play:

[ESPN @espn]

IT'S TIME FOR OT‼️

📺 ESPN/ESPN+/Disney+

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

Day 11 of Bryce Harper’s TikTok Influencer era:

“Nature’s Gatorade”

[DL2 @DL2onX]

I'm dying dawg we drafted the future best player in basketball then traded him for Paul George

[Athletics @Athletics]

24 Forever 💚💛

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

R.I.P. Rickey Henderson 🙏

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Popeyes employees would have helped him get rid of the gun

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

McDonald’s are bringing back Snack Wraps in 2025

[Aidan LaPorta @AidanLaPorta69]

The Sixers let an MVP candidate walk due to “age” then signed a worse player to a max contract who was the exact same age 😂👍🏼

[Loky @lokymann]

Mistakes become more & more expensive. One mistake can set you back 2-3 years.

[- @nobydy661]

@thahumorguy go to the app store and check your subscriptions, you’ll be surprised what you sign up for😭😭 i was paying for icloud, hbo max, crunchyroll, apple music, and duolingo all in one month and wondering wtf was going on