tiddymittens

[tiddymittens @StevenLamb_]

Get fucked #2k25

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

A couple of months ago I told Charlie Kirk’s audience, to their faces, that if they support Israel’s destruction of Gaza, they can never again call themselves pro life without being the biggest hypocrites in the world.

To the pro Palestine leftists: if you are celebrating a father being murdered in front of his two innocent small children, don’t even tell anyone again that your heart bleeds for the Palestinians. No one believes you. You are not motivated by compassion for children.

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

https://t.co/8P7rSy7G5B

[Kaizen D. Asiedu @thatsKAIZEN]

Americans waving Ukrainian flags: What exactly are you supporting?

[T @tylerthecreator]

THAT GUY

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

AND THE NEW UNITED STATES PRESIDENT IS...

*music hits*

WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S BERNIE SANDERS!! BERNIE SANDERS IS CASHING IN HIS MITB BRIEFCASE!!

[tiddymittens @StevenLamb_]

Never forget what they took from us.

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Criminal charges have been brought against my accuser

[tiddymittens @StevenLamb_]

On this day… the Juice is no longer loose

[tiddymittens @StevenLamb_]

@_dirtyDev @lizardbathsalts @Ad_Rock95 Sorry, I had too

[tiddymittens @StevenLamb_]

@lizardbathsalts @Ad_Rock95 Broken City

[tiddymittens @StevenLamb_]

“Bitch, shit is real like I pooped Jerusalem”

Hands down best bar ever written.

[tiddymittens @StevenLamb_]

#getfucked2k24

[tiddymittens @StevenLamb_]

Nothing has been the same since John T’s closed in the mall 😔

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

https://t.co/nNtP77Xo4d

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: Sen. Dianne Feinstein, a trailblazer in U.S. politics and the longest-serving woman in the Senate, has died at 90.

https://t.co/NFExqhBvMZ

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the Vulva, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s work & changed it to a garden spade to avoid embarrassment.

[tiddymittens @StevenLamb_]

I made an appointment for my tooth, it’s Tuesday the 22nd @ 2…

My life is a Dr. Seuss book.