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🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump demands to see President-elect Elon Musk’s birth certificate.
“It says very profoundly that you have to be born in this country.”
Acosta: Who's in charge? Is it Elon Musk? Is it Donald Trump?
Lee: It appears that Elon Musk is trying to take the role as an unelected president. And in fact, Donald Trump, it appears, is following his orders.
Trump is fuming over the fact that everyone is calling Elon Musk the President. So I definitely shouldn’t post this pic then I guess. Oh fuck I just did.
@realDonaldTrump
DeLauro: They got scared. Because President Musk said don't do it. Don't do it. Shut the government down. Imagine. What does he know about what people go through when the government shuts down? Is he furloughed?