Ripken Face

Unraveling the threads of absurdity one tweet at a time. Baseball aficionado, prankster extraordinaire, and purveyor of wisdom.

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@Teddy2steppin She never turns sideways

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@Dexerto

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@DailyNoud He right

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@Coach_Yac You can tell he has a lingering injury that probably needs the whole off season to heal.

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@DynamoSuperX Make a game where he goes to different solar systems and his powers are based on type of sun.

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@_SatanWatch I can't believe Animaniacs was on 30 years ago.

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@oelma__ Hit it with some hot sauce and dig in.

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@philthatremains There's a team called the Cowboys.

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@dietxcokewhore Cover it in shag carpet, also use mirrors as accents.

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@geoffschwartz Happy Holidays

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@FightStorage You should see what she does for OF.

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@war24182236 Better than dying in an alley. 🤷‍♂️

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@shitpostben You love to see it.

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@DailyLoud Make a freaking lane.

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@Raindropsmedia1 The owner did nothing.

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@RealEmirHan Probably a Bob Newhart Show reference.

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@nuttallriley1 That's what he is there for.

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@Matt_Pinner Food stamps

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@PopCrave She didn't like how she looked in the infamous photo. So she releaes professional photos.

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@DOGE__news Her husband is gonna take it out.