steve.moreno

Funny Father. Mediocre Actor. Failed Son. Amazing Wedding Guest.

[steve.moreno @StevenVO74]

Just put together a Flingiuerchlogh bed from Ikea. Took me just a nugget past an hour. I have a new kindred respect for fluffers.

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@calleymeans They live longer because Buffalo Ranch isn’t one of their food groups.

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@krassenstein Timothy Chalemet??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!’

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Is this the most exciting game of the season? @nfl #MNF

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@pattonoswalt @LaurenLeFranc @TheBatman I have tried and tried, but cannot for the life of me, envision what Colin Farrell looks like doing this character withOUT the makeup.

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@atrupar I stopped reading past “ASU”

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Today I transition my use of this app solely for the free porn.#X

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I would love to someday read the contract Trump signed with the Devil. Its gotta be an all timer.

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@DavidShuster You are keeping me calm, Sir.

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@politico Guess the better man won. JUST KIDDING. Texans dont give a F&CK about character, values or accomplishments.

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@JennyJohnsonHi5 @BrettFavre He wont reply. Ive been waiting for him to answer about which charity he wants to ripoff next.

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Im so happy I live in the country of California.

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@ZackBornstein @jimmycthatsme Hahahaha
You win. Thanks. I needed this.

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@AlbertBreer False. When Brady got hurt. Most backups could run the offense. Garopolo. Casell. Do you really think Carson Wentz could takeniver without missing a beat? I think the pin drop silence from the crowd tells how vital Mahomes is to this team. He IS THE CHIEFS

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@atrupar @stealthygeek Optics, People. Optics.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

This might be the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen in politics.

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@JoJoFromJerz Hes such an unlikeable HACK.

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@JoJoFromJerz Omg. Its Wally and the Beaver!!

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@DrJillStein Dont you have a shitty album to put out? Go away.