Steven

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[Steven @Stevencox4343]

The pollen today was AWFUL had me sniffling all bloody DAY

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

@leaaaahtopp @Jackbigsey Not the plunger gate 💀💀

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

@leaaaahtopp The famous bathroom

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

Its only like 15C but it feels like it’s -5 what the heck is going on this time last year we had a heatwave 🤷‍♂️

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

The post holiday blues has set in less than 12 hours since I landed 🥲🥲

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

@leaaaahtopp Could get used to this

[Jon Pigeon @PigeonJon]

NOT NOW LARRY.

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

Florida all paid off 😎🤝 Get me there nowwwww

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Reasons to let out a weird little “oop” noise

Most common reason: Doors.
1. You’ve tried to push a pull door
2. The automatic door hasn’t opened and you’re right up against it
3. You’re trying to go through a door just as someone is coming out of it

Other reasons:
-You’ve gone to shake someone’s hand but they’ve gone in for a hug
-You’re walking towards someone on a narrow path and you both repeatedly choose the same side as you try to pass
-You’ve opened the wrong cupboard
-You’ve walked in on something you shouldn’t have
-You’ve turned a blind corner and nearly bumped into someone
-You’ve missed the last step
-You’re accidentally falling off a cliff

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

The awkward moment when your work secret santa openly tells you they didn’t like the present you got them 🤧🥲

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

Horrified to only have just discovered the Fanta from McDonald’s is now 0 sugar 🥲🥲🥲

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

Always an L when you order chilli cheese bites, you walk away and you’ve been given nuggets 🥲

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

Imagine I left work early last night to get ahead and get home at a decent time only to arrive at the station and to be shouted “there’s no trains moving for a while folks” So in reality my entire plan backfired on me due to SWR 🙃

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

Haven’t worked 8am to 10pm in a very long time but it must mean it’s fright nights time 👻😴😥

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

@Milee_beth This omg 🫠

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

Favourite time of the year in bound 🤝😊🎃

[Thorpe Park Official @THORPEPARK]

It's time to meet the next #FrightNights disciple of #fear, The Toymaker🧸She may look like butter wouldn't melt, but trust us... she's not as sweet as she may look😈

#ThorpePark Fright Nights – The Home of Fear 🎟️👉https://t.co/eqxmILNFKN

#ThemePark #DayOut #Spooky #Halloween

[Steven @Stevencox4343]

What a rubbish summer this has been 😩🌧️