Steven Charlton

36 - I mainly drunk tweet about Music and Gigs, with a sprinkling of Football for good measure

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

My Hero. My manager. My friend. Sleep easy Boss 🥲

[O. Pérez Sammartino @OSammartino]

Inglaterra resistió el asedio nórdico, pero queda debilitada ante un eventual ataque francés. Estamos en 1066.

[NUFCThreatLevel @NUFCThreatLevel]

The King of Blyth lays claim to Lindisfarne. (2026)

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I don’t care if you think Count Binface is funny or not, if he beats Nigel Farage in the Clacton-on-Sea by election it will be fucking hilarious.

[BatesyBhoy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @BatesyBhoy1967]

16 children and a teacher died in Dunblane. But daddy's gun being taken away is more serious. Fuck rupert lowe

[Dr Francis Young @DrFrancisYoung]

Let’s not forget that even if England win against Norway on Saturday they will then immediately have to march 200 miles south and play France without so much as a hydration break

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Sean Steur is a Mag! ⚫️⚪️

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist?

Like if he is.
RT if he is going to lose Clacton to Count Binface.

[ريّان @MarkoRoyn]

الفيفا مرة اخرى تكافئ ميسي

الارجنتين ستلعب ضد منتخب بالكامل مصاب❌

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

The Islamic Republic of Japan is now threatening to block The Strait of Hormuz following hostilities with the United States.

[Ashley Cowburn @ashcowburn]

Count Binface asked on the Today programme what his appeal is in Clacton?

"I'm not Nigel Farage," he says.

Also repeats pledge to nationalise Adele.

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Always worth knowing when bin day is.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

People of Clacton, this is your time: vote @CountBinface !

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

If Nigel Farage is brought down by a man with a bin on his head I might actually feel proud to be British again.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

[ALPHA WOLF CVLT @AlphaWolfCVLT]

LET IT RIP - EUROPE/UK 🇪🇺

We can’t wait to rip some shows with @psychoframedc @foxlakeco & @diamondconstrct

Tickets on sale this Thursday April 02

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Anthony Gordon capitalises on a horrible error from Sunderland! 😨

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Nick Wotlemade capitalises on a bad pass from O'Nien and gives it to Gordon who slams the ball into the net!

YESSSSS! 😍

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

PASSION 😤