A household in Afghanistan.
"Bloody hell Mum, it's getting dangerous around here. This country is a lawless craphole".
"Yes dear. It's absolutely terrifying. Your wife and 5 daughters must be absolutely terrified of living here now".
"Yes Mum. It's very, very scary"
"Tell you what luv, why don't you go and live in England. It's safe there".
"That's a great idea Mum. But how will I get me, Jamilia and the kids there"?
"Don't be daft lad, just leave them all here in the firing line, fearing for their lives. Thousands of young lads just like you are doing it".
"Great idea Mum. I'm off".