@cathynewman@Keir_Starmer@Channel4News We need to get the real entertainment back into politics. Remember the good old days when Major would do a rocky horror picture show sing-a-long after pmqs or Thatcher would show us how many kick ups she could do. Good times.
@SkyNews@wizbates I'm really worried about my cat. The vet said she needs a urgent operation but at no point did he crack any jokes.
So I'm going to get jedwood to perform the operation, while they swing from a 30 foot crane on prime time itv, while Ant and Dec look on. Its less boring that way.
@ian4downton@Keir_Starmer No punishing anyone. If you can afford to spend 7.5k on a 4 year old to go to school, you can afford to pay more tax. That's just facts.