Not THAT Steve Martin

Chicken wings, NFL, video game’s and family runs through my veins.

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

If you’re a real sports fan, you’ve probably heard Adam Schefter speak hundreds of times. He’s very well spoken.

Have you ever heard him sound as uncomfortable as when he’s being asked by @johnkincade why the NFL isn’t investigating Mike Vrabel for tampering? [April 22].

The long pause, the stuttering, the talking in circles, the answering of a question with a question.

Remember, if the NFL were to investigate the Patriots for tampering that would be bad for Robert Kraft who owns the Patriots and is a business partner with Schefter.

Adam does not disclose that he and Robert Kraft both own stake in the same sports betting venture when he does these interviews or when he tweets.

Every journalist knows that disclosing conflicts of interest is basic journalism ethics 101. Millionaire “insiders” like Adam operate under a separate set of rules.

These are the sort of conversation the NFL is terrified of, so pass this tweet around and let’s have a dialogue.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us.

[Not THAT Steve Martin @StevesSequel]

@AryanBundles The people not able to pickup on obvious satire

[Not THAT Steve Martin @StevesSequel]

@TheCinesthetic The fact that they had Leia hug Rey instead of Chewy after finding out about Han’s death says everything about JJ’s feelings and understanding of the original crew

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

The final boss of #MainCharacterSyndrome! 🤡

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran?

Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.

[Not THAT Steve Martin @StevesSequel]

@SceneinCinema

[Not THAT Steve Martin @StevesSequel]

@PDL_Bets @cplant_ I think he’s referring to him being WR20 on KTC while being WR8 on FP ECR a 12 spot delta

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

"The attempt on my life has left me in need of a ballroom."

[Not THAT Steve Martin @StevesSequel]

@MLFootball Siri, why do so many NFL players file for bankruptcy after their careers are over?

[Not THAT Steve Martin @StevesSequel]

@peterrhague Haha, even if it somehow was green-screen how exactly do they think green-screen works

[Not THAT Steve Martin @StevesSequel]

@itsdeaann Blonde Peter Parker fucking cooked her

[Billy Misanthrope @notesfromspain]

Probably the most accurate nailing of the MAGA base I have ever seen.

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

New Alan Ritchson movie trailer just dropped

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

babe wake up, song of the summer just dropped

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!