scrappywonton

I listen to murder podcasts to relax from listening to NPR. She/her/cher/y'all #BLM #WEARAMASK

[scrappywonton @SteviStanton]

I listen to murder podcasts to relax from listening to npr. #2021 #0dayswithnoincidents

[scrappywonton @SteviStanton]

I woke up to the neighborhood kids screaming my kids name, I completely panicked and ran to the door in my underwear. Why the fuck am I asleep if my kiddo is outside? Opening the door, I remember she is at my parents house for a few days… #parenting #kids #mom #notfortheweak

[scrappywonton @SteviStanton]

@JasonIsbell 😂😂

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I don’t believe in god because the only fucking time I ever stub a toe, is directly after painting my toenails.

[scrappywonton @SteviStanton]

@JasonIsbell Just went the classic zombie Jesus this year.

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@AyannaPressley Shade

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@MarenMorris Yes. And order from zenni. Cheap and fast and perfect for the kiddos.

[scrappywonton @SteviStanton]

If cancel culture exists, why did ********ck win a fucking gg and a #grammy?

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

My name is Charles Booker, I am a lifelong resident of Kentucky, and I am going to be the Democrat that defeats Rand Paul this November.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Josh: Regretfully, I do not believe that I or @TheKingCenter legitimately motivated you to film this ad, as it is in opposition to nonviolence and to much of what my father taught.

I encourage you to study my father/nonviolence in full.

Register: https://t.co/f0yu3u8jGd

[scrappywonton @SteviStanton]

@JoshMandelOhio @BerniceKing If firearms meant safety, we’d be the safest place in the world. Study your current surroundings you racist twat waffle.

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@lolennui It was Helter Skelter that really did the trick… but Flowers in the Attic laid the foundation.

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I like #MoonKnight so far and obvs Oscar Isaac is brilliant…. But I can’t help but feel like @brettgoldstein could’ve…. I mean it’s like it was written for him.

[scrappywonton @SteviStanton]

@chelseaperetti I asked my 7 what she wanted as a souvenir this week from Austin…. She wanted a soap dish for her fancy soap.

[scrappywonton @SteviStanton]

God forbid his vasectomy fails…. But if so, the child shall be named Ketanji No You Read it Incorrectly ‘Wonton’. #KetanjiBrownJackson #SCOTUS

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With all the shit in the world right now… fucking #JaneCampion decides to….. fuck with the #goat? #venus #serena #wtf in all fairness she
Is an heiress so probably don’t know shit.

[scrappywonton @SteviStanton]

Oldest kid in the neighborhood has all the littles playing his version of squid game. It’s called Covid 19 and they are all wearing masks. I wish this was a joke. #squidgames #CovidIsNotOver

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@datboywolf Japan plums!! My Mawmaw called them something super French though. One of cousins got banned from eating them because she ruint a bathroom after eating damn near the whole tree 😂

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@JJFarmer6 @catvalente Dear child, please screen shot your tweet and revisit in your memories every year until you get embarrassed.

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@ThatEricAlper Cross bones style. From Georgia blue by Jason isbell & the 400 unit.

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@StevenRayMorris Abita makes a great one.