Steve Brown

Gentleman. Blue Blanket. NHS worker. One of the good guys. You could take me home to meet your folks. They'd love me 😊

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

One at a time, guys.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨MASSIE HUMILIATES TRUMP:
Massie spits some FACTS that should SHUT MAGA UP:

“I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections.”

#LoserTrumpsElectionLies

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

[Prince Charles Cinema @ThePCCLondon]

Nobody does it better...

[Tree @ATree_Official]

Thats me in the background!!!

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

So Reform UK is funded by Russia, Restore bought and paid for by an American trillionaire, GB News owned by a hedge fund in Dubai and the Daily Mail registered in Bermuda. That's patriotism for you these days.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

You have our vote, Count Binface

[Shayy🧃 @shayy_lior]

I'm not into soccer but this guy is so hilarious.. i can't stand it 😂

[Danny Mountain (SELF BOOKING) @DannyMountain10]

My mate has two tickets for the England versus Norway game on Saturday. They cost him five thousand pounds including flights and hotel. He didn't realise when he bought them two months ago that it was the same day as his wedding.
If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at St Mary's church in Watford. Three o'clock.
The bride's name is Julie, she is five feet four and very attractive 👌🏻 #COMEONENGLAND #ITSCOMINGHOME #WORLDCUP2026

[Jon Jones @JonJonesSnr]

Count Binface wants water bosses to swim in rivers to prove they’re clean.

He could win a by-election on that policy alone.

[NASA History Office @NASAhistory]

Happy 100th birthday, Mel Brooks! 🌟

May the Schwartz be with you today and every day!

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

Starmer is a better prime minister than Boris Johnson

[Brendan May @bmay]

Quite funny that the only cool calm head is on the shoulders of the man they’re trying to depose.

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

Keir Starmer has been a disappointment, but anyone calling him 'Britain's Worst Ever Prime Minister' in a world where Liz Truss & Boris Johnson exist must have been kicked in the head by a horse

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

FATHERS DON’T USUALLY DIĘ DURING CHILDBIRTH

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Maybe before the Pope starts lecturing this administration on religion, he should try watching Pulp Fiction. Does he even know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Whoever slipped the Pulp Fiction monolougue in Hegseth's speech and got him to read it as a quote from the Bible is officially my new hero. 🤣😂🤣

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Y’all very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like seven years.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

Donald Trump repeatedly made a promise to the American people: no new wars.

Now, he's threatening to wipe out an entire civilization.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Before you laugh at children who believe in Santa Claus, remember there are adults who believe in Donald Trump.