Ndung’u

Live Life 🐶

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you forget to cancel a subscription & you suddenly see a random notification saying “Payment Successfull, Your subscription has been renewed.”

[Laikipia Ranches @LaikipiaRanches]

You are gifted.

📍 Daisy Chalet, Laikipia.

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

This year I'm only showing up for people who show up for me

I'm keeping everything quid pro quo, if you do me I do you
Nothing less 🤷🏾‍♂️

[FIFI 🌟 @fifss__]

I prefer texts over calls
My anxiety increases rapidly whenever my phone rings.
- I track people’s schedules so I can avoid running into them outside. I call it reverse stalking.
- I get really quiet in public, i always want to go home.
-I’m always indoors 80% of the time .
- showing up at my house unannounced is an act of war. Be ready to fight me and go home.
- cos I said i have nothing doing doesn’t mean I’m available.
- i am more of a listener than a talker.
- i really dislike visitors or many people around me. I love my space 🥹

[Ndung’u @Stewie1750]

@PopBase Tf??

[Ndung’u @Stewie1750]

@fromcurveswlove 😂😂

[Maktejah Brian™ 🚘 @maktejah_]

80% of those who ask "are we still on" hope you'll cancel.

[Mufasa Poet @mufasapoet]

#poetictuedays

[Boniface G. Mwangi @GathogoBMwangi]

To the new Kikuyus on loan, house keeping kidogo:

Atĩrĩrĩ - A beginning of a conversation.

Reuree - Attention seeking to start a talk.

Onee Diooo - Kills silence and starts a random talk.

Digithia Ngoma - Used when you are loosing an argument.

Ngui ĩno - Replying to a govt blogger politely.

Kai wi na Ngoma wee - Respectful reply to MPs and such

Thie nakou wee - When you completely loose an argument.

RETWEET to other Kikuyus On-loan.
#WeAreAllKikuyus

[Droid @droid254]

Diaspora wamefika 😂😂😂

#WeAreAllKikuyus

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

I’m extremely highly observant and notice everything with people. Every energy shift, every subtle glance, every remark. My instincts are never wrong, I just choose to ignore, whenever I need a new plot twist..

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

hardest pill i’ve had to swallow this year was learning that no matter how good you can be to someone, no matter how long you’ve been there for them, no matter how much you love them... that they CAN & they WILL turn their back on you. and there is nothing you can do but move on.

[Cinema Scene @CinemaScene404]

Jon Bernthal

[Words @itswords_]

Dear Self,

[Omuhle @lee_yah1]

Being a Chelsea fan these days

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Accidentally caught a glimpse of my Mpesa balance. Today no smiling, strictly business

[Ndung’u @Stewie1750]

@theodoresande Asubuhi bro💀😂