Stewie 🇿🇲

🤪🤪

[Teca @teca_nextgen]

I miss when girls made me nervous, now they just piss me the fuck off

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE YOU WILL
NEVER SING THAT❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Stewie 🇿🇲 @Stewie_kay]

Now I see why women are full of shit

[Amelia ᥫ᭡ @NotJustLerato]

Honest question… why do guys poop everyday without fail but most women can go 2 to 3 days without??

[Stewie 🇿🇲 @Stewie_kay]

Who came up with the idea that 3 slices of bread is the standard a person is supposed to eat? Hmm wala Me I don’t like it😭😭

[Stewie 🇿🇲 @Stewie_kay]

Goated 🐐🐐

[KingTraff ⚡ @TraficRapBender]

Whoever came up with nshima is on par with bena Albert Einstein in terms of IQ.

[Slick_ZM @Slick_ZM]

When she offers you s3x as a birthday present 😂

[Stewie 🇿🇲 @Stewie_kay]

And this is why the Chinese and every other foreign “investor” will continue mistreating our people because no one is ambitious enough to build something that will change Zambian lives

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

I think this is perfectly fine. Why must people be so greedy and want to own many more useless things that they don’t really need?

[Stewie 🇿🇲 @Stewie_kay]

@differentyoung_ @Dearme2_ @YesMaahrukh Being comfortable faking it until you have it

[Neet @neet_sol]

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

[Stewie 🇿🇲 @Stewie_kay]

Also when the conductors “sell” us to other buses….. why do the people in other buses look at us like that?💀😭
Why are you looking at me like am fugitive or a refugee 😭🚮

[Stewie 🇿🇲 @Stewie_kay]

Stocko

[— don @dracosrevenge]

if you’re invited to a braai, chillas, club or trip by a guy you’re not dating without having to contribute anything, guess what you are?

i don’t have to spell it for you

[solé @layxsnv]

I hate when a mf come over and ask how much is my rent 😂😂😂😂😂 like ?????

[Stewie 🇿🇲 @Stewie_kay]

Valid reason in my books

[Leko Shoba🇿🇦 @leko__shoba]

A guy cancelled his wedding just because he visited the girl’s parents and saw her father washing plates and the mother was even shouting at him to hurry up and finish.

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

This was me when I got my bank job and I’m hearing that people have spent 7 years, 11 years there, only for me to resign after 3 months and one of them said, ‘When did you start?’

[bojalwaJwaSetswana @NtanyaPM]

I used to think it was the worst, paid for my then girl 6 semesters to finish her LLB ko UB & she works now. She thanked me before getting married with a little P30k.

[Stewie 🇿🇲 @Stewie_kay]

At this point don’t just send your application

[the ghetto experience 🇿🇲 @henzy_lb]

Stop attaching your CV and letter to employment application. 🤝

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

There’s a scene in Breaking Bad where Walter White’s wife realizes he’s made $7.5 million and says:

“There’s no way we can wash this money through a car wash. No car wash in the world makes that kind of money in a year.”

That line hit me. Because it exposes a truth most people ignore: How much you earn is capped by the kind of business you run.

You can work harder, stay longer, even get smarter - but you’ll never make more than what your business model is designed to carry.

[Stewie 🇿🇲 @Stewie_kay]

@al_varo777 Yes we have enough to even to iron this blouse

[Stewie 🇿🇲 @Stewie_kay]

No amount of paragraphs will convince me this is not a blouse😂😂😂
#fugu

[Joseph Sakala @sakalaj898]

@matinyarare Ghanians are very proud to have produced a blouse made in Ghana for men.. they are saying it represents high class society 😂😂😂😁😁