Sticky Slacks

Husband.Father(step). My libido is limitless. I used to manage an Applebees. Step cousins with @crustyjeans69 Biz Caj on the daily(Thats Business Casual, libs!)

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When it’s time for me to pay Juan from the Home Depot parking lot after he built me a new deck, but I call ICE instead

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What about dudes that are 4-3/4"?

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@billinator_1 @leashadawg Keep it in your slacks, Bill!

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@billinator_1 @labonjam5 @RydiaLockheart @PuckReportNHL Oh Bill you rascal!

Doesn't change the fact that you tried to abduct my stepkids on Fortnite.

Side note, is that Chrysler Sebring topless?

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@billinator_1 @labonjam5 @RydiaLockheart @PuckReportNHL Bill you have some explaining to do!!!

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@billinator_1 @PuckReportNHL Also 'Bill', that Twitch icon comes from my step kids, my whole world, their mom has a killer rack. They watch and play a lot of Fortnite, they say they played with a guy named Bill the other day who offered them tootsie rolls to go for a ride in his 07 Chrysler Sebring.
Freak.

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@billinator_1 @PuckReportNHL Nice to meet you Bill!

That's not a "shit stain", those are what my slacks looked like after I received an OPHJ(Thats an Over The Pants Handjob) from your pig wife. Calloused hands, but it still got me to where I needed to go.I wasn't able to make your wife come,but c'est la vie

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@RydiaLockheart @billinator_1 @PuckReportNHL @FBI

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@billinator_1 @PuckReportNHL Okay, Bill!

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Thank you Michelle Obama for making that selection for the Sharks #NHLDraft2026

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Might have to bite my girls clift just so she knows what toothy head feels like

#Ouch

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@PierreVLeBrun @DarrenDreger Further to Pierre's report that was further to Darrens report that was further to Elliotte's report, I have recently became personally invested in watching womens tennis with my eyes closed, bases loaded. Waiting to hit my grand slam.

Back to you in studio, Jermaine Franklin!

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The only shelf cloud I'm worried about is the massive rack on the exotic dancer I fell in love with at the Brass Rail this weekend in TO #ThanksForTheHospitality #MBstorm

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Just reached a new level of obesity when I ripped a 2007 toyota corolla oil change style dump in the McDonalds can while I ordered several McValue meals from my phone. I love the future. Hope this puts a bung in 'er

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Haven't cranked my shih since Thursday, when I finally let go we're gonna be lookin at some serious Apollo 11 level nut rockets

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Why so many f words at the Blue Jays game tonight, and I dont mean fuck, I mean Slaggot with an F

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Say less

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On a full plane rn, 1 like and I'll jerk off to assert dominance

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Scrubbed my genitalia "flying squirrel" style, grasping the squirrel with one hand while holding the shower wand with the other. Sprayed water up my dickhole.

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Tried to watch Cheaper by The Dozen this morning so I could whack off to Hillary Duff but accidently put on the remake. Mixed race family.

Mission failed. We'll get em next time.