openly bisexual

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

@slimecharles_ @FrancisWille9 @GigachadessMain Straight out of the Hagakure. Macarthur knew ball

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

Feeling scared? Text “please help” to 55522 to get me to stop

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

@UrineRecycler No but I want them

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

@blown_through I think here he’s projecting about how he paid off his girlfriend Aja Argento’s child statutory victim which led him to financial ruin and ultimately killing himself

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

Had a dream I was at a party full of women all wearing *the dress* and they all looked at me and pointed and their jaws unhinged and the tops of their heads extended towards the ceiling like snakes and I was too distracted trying to figure out what color the dress was to run

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

Stealing my friends amazon packages and giftwrapping them for their birthday

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

Name two better friends

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

Internet’s out so I have to watch reels all day long on 5G

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

@SCHIZO_FREQ There’s documentation of this exact conversation taking place between groups of 11 year olds dating back to 500BC in Rome

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I've fucking had it with these caps with slogans on them. A cap should say Pepsi or Harley Davidson on it

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

@DustinNickerson I can see where the logic of some of these decisions was lost to time — back then, you see, it was important in the writing and rendering processes that the cartoons were funny and entertaining and had style. They did this so people would watch and so they could make money

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

There’s only two constants on this earth:
Death and smoking a ton of weed

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

@IuliiaMendel I would cry if I saw that tank covered in the little tendrils

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

This is what they teach in European Civilization at Yale

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

@turboghosto Did my squire happen to tell your squire he was grounded

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

@s4m31p4n Say you haven’t seen Two to Tango without saying you haven’t seen Two to Tango

[BroToast 🍉 COMMS OPEN @SCT_PLGRM]

I found this advertisement for a movie theater playing Mario Galaxy on my Instagram, and dude I’m crying

[openly bisexual @StikkiNicky]

Playstation is down so I’ve been reduced to responding to text messages to stave off the boredom