I scale business systems by day, question everything by night, and still think the NFL lost its soul in 2017.
Agent DR is watching.
#StilettoCleats#GutfeldGuestGoals
Employee survey:
“Your feedback matters.”
Also employee survey:
“Please get your department to 100%.”
Reminder.
Reminder.
Reminder—with a list of departments that haven’t complied.
Finally:
🎉 We achieved 100%! 👏
New Genuine Stupidity™
https://t.co/v7bOd9ZjTR
Employee survey: "Please answer five questions at once."
Employee: "Which question?"
Company: "Just answer it."
Then the answers become meaningless.
New Genuine Stupidity™:
https://t.co/ZHNt7Vq1mk
We are seriously about to make a cash offer on a property in Boise.
But tonight we saw this.
Apparently we aren’t welcome.
Our money is fungible.
Next stop South Dakota.
#Boise#Idaho#Maga#RapidCity
We are seriously about to make a cash offer on a property in Boise.
But tonight we saw this.
Apparently we aren’t welcome.
Our money is fungible.
Next stop South Dakota.
#Boise#Idaho#Maga#RapidCity
Employee survey:
“Tell us what you really think.”
Employee: Tells them.
Company: “No, not like that.”
Then the results disappear.
New Genuine Stupidity™:
We Value Your Feedback. Please Select "Strongly Agree." https://t.co/NkiEOYmBdY
Want to piss me off? Leave a reply that makes me reconsider something.
How long was the meeting?
Not in minutes.
In Queen songs.
I once wrote out the entire lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody during a PowerPoint that refused to die.
By the time I hit “Nothing really matters…” the deck was still going strong.
My latest in the Genuine Stupidity™ series:
Meetings Measured in Queen
Real Intelligence™ explains the pattern.
Genuine Stupidity™ just points at it and laughs.
👉 Read it here: https://t.co/Tou6nLafgc
#GenuineStupidity #RealIntelligence #Leadership #Meetings #CorporateLife
@Alforchicago@spencerpratt “In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.”
HIGH BACTERIA WARNING: Swimmers are urged to stay out of the water near the Santa Monica Pier, Topanga Beach, Malibu Lagoon, Will Rogers State Beach, Escondido State Beach, and Puerco Beach after elevated levels of bacteria linked to human and animal waste were detected.
Health officials warn the contaminated water can cause stomach illness, rashes, and infections.
@MattSeedorff Welcome to our daily life in San Diego. Blame Tijuana and the river of shyt they allow to flow into the Pacific. The @EPA does NOTHING. It's been going on for more than half a century.