Alan Colwell

I’m only on here because I forgot my myspace password

[Alan Colwell @StillAlan]

I'm legitimately still shocked every time I remember trumps our president and that you fuck nuggets are cool with that .. like what?!

[Alan Colwell @StillAlan]

@MarsyZepata @FBAGoddess444 @tariqnasheed

[Prince Fynn @Prince_Fynnd]

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Check Thread👇

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Congress likes to act my work isn’t important.

Well check this.

On Feb 7, Representative Markwayne Mullin bought $30k in Badger Meters, $BMI. They produce automated water tech.

Mullin represents Oklahoma, and Oklahoma announced they are upgrading their water meters.

What’s worse, Rep Mullin sits on the Environmental Services Senate Committee, in charge of knowing about these types of deals.

He is up +34% since entry, beating the S&P.

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

“He was just riding around in his car”

He fired 11 shots at the police. Your son was a violent criminal and found out.

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

The Chiefs also led the league in holding penalties this season in case you were wondering 👀

[Alan Colwell @StillAlan]

@jackmac Also, ones a 32 year old man and the other is a 20 year old kid

[Alan Colwell @StillAlan]

I see one loser and one champion…

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

Super Bowl 1: QB at halftime smoking a cig

Tonight: JJ McCarthy therapist doing a mental health check in the 4th quarter

How’s that saying go? Hard times create strong men…..

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Awww he always felt the baby like a sibling. 💕

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

The NCAA has denied JMU’s appeal against ineligibility from postseason games.

James Madison will now be ineligible from:

• Being ranked in the CFP poll

• The SBC conference championship

• Potential NY6 bowl bid

F*ck the NCAA.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

NO. 1 LSU UPSET BY NO. 20 COLORADO IN THE SEASON OPENER 😱

[JPA @jasrifootball]

When a player takes their helmet off on the field, it’s supposed to be a 15 yard penalty, no questions asked…

But in this clip, you can see the ref tell L’Jarius Sneed “put your helmet on”

Do they not know about the rule? Because why else would he be given the benefit of the doubt?

[Big Game Boomer @BigGameBoomer]

I like Deion, shoot I love Deion. I don’t like this though. You beat a 1-5 bottom feeder Arizona St team by 3 points.

[Alan Colwell @StillAlan]

@barstoolsports You barely beat a 1-5 team, chill bruh

[Alan Colwell @StillAlan]

#FireMcDaniels he fuckin sucks ass… holy fuck what a shit fuckin play caller 🤦‍♂️🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 @Raiders holy fuck you guys are trash ass and a half 🤦‍♂️

[Alan Colwell @StillAlan]

@PicturesFoIder Where’s the cringe? I just see a man being honest… which is more than most females 🤷‍♂️

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

This is inside the Sphere in Las Vegas.

This may be the most insane concert venue ever built

[Alan Colwell @StillAlan]

@Raiders you guys fuckin suck at play calling holy shit. Absolutely garbage way to end the game but at least your consistent about being trash

[Alan Colwell @StillAlan]

I bet @bmamba16 is having a great fuckin day… random thought just remember listening to him talk about the dolphins yeeeaarrrsss ago.. good shit man 🤘

[Rohin Dhar @rohindhar]

Walked by this house in San Francisco today that was listed for sale for around $10MM.

It’s appraisal value for property taxes is $300,607

[Alan Colwell @StillAlan]

@ilovedividend 50 incoming