Still falling Han

I'm Han Solo, and I'm still falling.

on other news: my son is a twat

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

Yup, still falling

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

@SeriousHux I'm freaking Han Solo... A small explosion can't kill me

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

I know I havn't posted in a while, but I've been pretty busy falling

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

@Rey_blank_ CHEWIE IS MINE!!!

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

@Rey_blank_ you remind me of the intro song of friends... 'Cause you have none 😂😂

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

The plot twist we all needed

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

I lost my faith in humanity the day Ben was born...

Luckally thanks to @ChewieRoars i'm still able to have faith in wookies

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

I can't believe they are making a new death star

This time it harnesses the power of faillure and inconfidence...

It's perfect for my son

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

For those still wondering what I'm up to lately...

I'm still falling.

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

I never really knew how I felt about Kylo untill he stabbed me

After that I only felt pain
Pain and the unmanly shaped face my hand touched

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

The reason chewie didn't get a meddal was because it was actually a golden ticket into her pants but chewie couldn't come.

Wait a minute...

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

If they ever made a new clone army they should use @TR8R_Scum his DNA

#traitorproblem solved

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

Day 37 I'm still falling, who would have thougt??

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

Finn might have stolen my jacket, I stole his girl

His only reaction was: "keep her, she suits you"
#thanks #RealBro

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

moments Kylo putted of his mask:
1)before Rey entered his mind
2)before he got scared all over the face

& people still wonder why the mask?

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

Rey: "I'm looking for someone"
Luke: "Looking? Found someone you have, I would say, Hmmmmm?"

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

The worst thing about falling is when you need to pee

No matter in what direction you aim there is always the fear it will fall back on you

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

@Abandoned_Rey @thesadtrooper while I appreciate the thought; I think you will more enjoy gently penetrating his guts with your lightsaber

[JJ's Idea Book @jj_idea]

July 2013
Ideas for Star Wars

The villain should be

wait for it

this is the best plot twist ever

related to protagonists!

I'm a genius

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

I tried to give Ben detention from school once once

He said I couldn't give him detention if I no longer had a school

[Still falling Han @StillFallingHan]

@KyloR3n You remember the time me and your mother still loved each oher??

You probably won't...
Those times shattered the day you were born