Luke Seawatcher

Saviour of the galaxy but decided to take a short vacation away from all the famillydrama

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

Rey: "I'm looking for someone"
Luke: "Looking? Found someone you have, I would say, Hmmmmm?"

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

Obi-Wan manipulated me into killing my father

I became the best Jedi of my time

So I tried the same teaching technique on my new students

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

@BadMouthR2 seriously?

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

When I illlegally downloaded the plans of the deathstar from BountyBay

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

The plot twist we all needed

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

@ChewieRoars 20 minutes into Star Wars and chill and he gives you this look...

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

I taught my students laughter is the best way to express your feelings

Ben must have heard "slaughter"

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

That awkard moment when you help Ben to slaughter your own students...

Promised Leia I would keep him save but some children fought back

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

That awkward moment when you drank to much and your death friends start asking why they weren't invited on the party

[General Hux @Hux1stOrder]

@shiterdeshit @FinnfromStarWar Luke what were you actually doing with those children you were "training"?

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

@Hux1stOrder I was too busy protecting my nephew from the other students

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

I made a poem:

passion is red,
despair is blue
Check your lightsaber
wich side are you?

[shitty wingman Poe @ShittyWingmanPo]

The only reason I crash landed that TIE-fighter was because I fell for Finn

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

@LandoCalrissi16 I starred in the first movie; you came in the second;
I starred in this recent one; you can bet ya ass you going to follow

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

@Rey_fromJakkuu MUD, I mean mud...

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

@Rey_fromJakkuu well for starters I ate the dying children of my friends

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

@Hux1stOrder @FinnfromStarWar keeping them save from evil sith lords... obviously

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

day 44: I believe the girl tries to make contact
I can't really tell if she's friend or foe; pointing a lightsaber at me
Only time will tell

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

@LandoCalrissi16 I blew up the death star first; you just replicated the act...
what a fraud

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

@Rey_blank_ @BadFatherHan He did; the only response he got was from a talking ballsac called snoke

[Luke Seawatcher @shiterdeshit]

@LandoCalrissi16 ^unfollows for being a fraud