We are pleased to announce that On the occasion of Pride Month, we are banning straightness.
Also, we request everyone to address us by our correct pronouns, which are We/State.
Bigots will be subjected to torture and hours of Chappell Roan music, on repeat.
We are pleased to announce that On the occasion of Pride Month, we are banning straightness.
Also, we request everyone to address us by our correct pronouns, which are We/State.
Bigots will be subjected to torture and hours of Chappell Roan music, on repeat.
We are pleased to announce that we are administering Hantavirus Vaccines for All members on that Cruise.
This clinically tested solution has proven to reduce mortality by the virus by a staggering 100%.
All infected are requested to turn themselves in.
We are pleased to announce that we have set State-enforced quotas for pity rapes at Aella's CNC parties.
All attending individuals are requested to comply and be with at least 2 women below their social standings.
We are saddened to announce that Our Kool-Aid pickles now require manual employee assistance to retrieve, due to changing consumer habits.
It is our latest addition to the part of the store that contains fried chickens and watermelon juice.
We request you to remove your bandana and face masks before entering this section.
The post is an incredible TimeCapsule back into 2021.
If you didn't attach that image, at least the benefit of the doubt could be given that the post was scheduled some years prior.
Handcrafting the post in June 2026, when rainbow capitalism and pride is moderate and fair, is an interesting choice.