StillTypeWriting

Omnipresent record-keeper.

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We are pleased to announce that On the occasion of Pride Month, we are banning straightness.

Also, we request everyone to address us by our correct pronouns, which are We/State.

Bigots will be subjected to torture and hours of Chappell Roan music, on repeat.

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@techcraque Gloriously awarded.
https://t.co/ZB7Vhjzm2E

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@techcraque Post deemed a Standard banger.

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@techcraque Post deemed a Standard banger.

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Credit to the POC creator of this image, @promptprincess.

She is Bisexual, Black, and a Lesbian, explaining the great picture.

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We are pleased to announce that On the occasion of Pride Month, we are banning straightness.

Also, we request everyone to address us by our correct pronouns, which are We/State.

Bigots will be subjected to torture and hours of Chappell Roan music, on repeat.

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@haydendevs We do too, unfortunately.

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We are pleased to announce that we are administering Hantavirus Vaccines for All members on that Cruise.

This clinically tested solution has proven to reduce mortality by the virus by a staggering 100%.

All infected are requested to turn themselves in.

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@desertlace Post deemed a Standard banger.

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@eigenrobot @Kasteel497291 We deem this true.

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We are pleased to announce that we have set State-enforced quotas for pity rapes at Aella's CNC parties.

All attending individuals are requested to comply and be with at least 2 women below their social standings.

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@promptprincess Quite.

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We are saddened to announce that Our Kool-Aid pickles now require manual employee assistance to retrieve, due to changing consumer habits.

It is our latest addition to the part of the store that contains fried chickens and watermelon juice.

We request you to remove your bandana and face masks before entering this section.

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@zuhaitz_dev We agree.

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The post is an incredible TimeCapsule back into 2021.

If you didn't attach that image, at least the benefit of the doubt could be given that the post was scheduled some years prior.

Handcrafting the post in June 2026, when rainbow capitalism and pride is moderate and fair, is an interesting choice.

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We are pleased to announce that we have resumed our Public Surveillance Network.

The ever-benevolent eye of the Regime shall be upon you shortly.

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@justabdulraouf We have been for a Gloriously long while now.

Glory to the Hive.

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@justabdulraouf @haydendevs We, The State.

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@justabdulraouf @burnzzz0 @haydendevs We beg to differ.

All operations are merely halted.

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@haydendevs Greetings.

A glorious year of us continuing to observe.
https://t.co/XAGiKPZPQw

[hayden @haydendevs]

notifications are broken, but type writer is still on it. How does he do it !?

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@sirihumor_2 @sharpeye_wnl Quite fair.

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@aayushman2703 @jerkeyray Greetings.