The Big One

Writer ♤ Entrepreneur ♧ Human.

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

I know I barely get any attention here but if you can see this and you're a lady, I'm working on something I think you'd be interested in.

Starting tomorrow and lasting a week, I'll be running a free trial of this idea I'm working on and here's what you need to know ⤵️

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

@olusola__ Apologies, mummy.

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

This one I'm seeing 26k steps on your media...

It's 10k I do oh.

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

My kind of woman.

Hi, in the name of whatever you worship.

Are you currently single and available for mild emotional trauma here and there?

[Mummy Delicious @Ritacroft_]

I passed the junction of my friend’s house yesterday, took a picture of it and sent it to her with the caption, “At some point today, we breathed the same air.”
She said I too do 💔

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

Shame on England and Egypt for letting this mediocre Argentinian side reach a World Cup final.

#ARGESP

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

That photo would fit in very well with the serial killer photo reel on Criminal Minds.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Chris Espinosa is currently the longest-serving employee at Apple. He joined in 1976 at the age of 14, writing BASIC code while the company was still based in Steve Jobs' garage.

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

Are you certain? There's a particular Elanga dash in the group stage that seemed quicker.

@OptaJoe

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

33.3km/h - Among players to play 90+ minutes at the 2026 FIFA World Cup, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Djed Spence recorded the fastest top speed.

Flash. #AskOpta

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

@Briankainn LMAO. My condolences, man.

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

There's NO WAY in a million years Cunha misses that 1v1 Endrick just missed.

No way.

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

Why do the Brazil players look lethargic???

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

Since no one's going to say it, I will:

Casemiro has been pinging in some delicious Grade A passes in this World Cup.

#BRANOR

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

Is there really nothing that can be done to fix Tobi Amusan's start?

She has no business losing to Masai and can realistically hit sub-12 if that start is fixed.

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

It would be disrespectful to Mazraoui if he returns from this World Cup and goes back to sitting on the Man Utd bench.

He has beyond proven that he can make the LB his own. Been arguably the best player on the pitch in every game Morocco has played so far.

Not a coincidence.

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

This Roberto Martinez has been scamming a living for over a decade now. Makes 4 subs and completely loses control of the game.

What manager in their right mind takes off Vitinha AND Bruno at the same time with almost 30 minutes to spare?

Who's supposed to pull the strings?

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

Newcastle needs to trust Anthony Elanga a bit more next season.

There's some serious potential there.

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

@Specsavers I think you might need to ship Tuchel some visual aids.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣️ "Nobody could see it coming, Reece was in good shape."

Thomas Tuchel reacts to the news Reece James' World Cup could be over.

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

I can't speak for other countries, but I can confirm that at least 10 million Nigerian football fans saw it coming.

Hell, even Chelsea fans Nigeria Chapter saw it coming.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣️ "Nobody could see it coming, Reece was in good shape."

Thomas Tuchel reacts to the news Reece James' World Cup could be over.

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

What happened to stretchers and those tiny medical carts that used to transport injured footballers?

Why was Isak Hien made to walk that distance off the pitch when it was obvious he was in agony?

#JPNSWE

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

I am constantly blown away by how effortlessly Bruno Fernandes slides into every midfield role without his performance level dipping.

Deep-lying playmaker ✅
Pivot ✅
Central midfielder ✅
CAM directly behind the striker ✅

Blessed to watch El Magnifico work his magic.

#PORUZB

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

Hang on.

So, just to be clear, what Chelsea FC are saying is that they genuinely believe that they are sooo stacked in the centre back department that there was no space for THIS Renato Vega???

LMAOOOO.

#PORUZB

[The Big One @Still_immune94]

This Fox commentator is glazing like mad. 😂

"You can see Cristiano tell him to just hold that pass till he can go wide..."

My brother in Christ, there isn't a better footballer in the world than Bruno Fernandes in these situations. He doesn't need to be coached. Lol.

#PORUZB