StinkyCat

Follow me to a great Career in I.T.

[StinkyCat @StinkyCat69]

@Foremost Your customer service rep Sha knows how to speak down to us lesser souls as her snarky customer service knows how to put use stupid policy holders in our place. Keep up the Good Training ! #suckycustomerservice #notmyproblem #Foremostinsurancefail

[StinkyCat @StinkyCat69]

@GoKineticHome Did a rogue tech support gremlin lose my appointment in the internet abyss? Did a carrier pigeon delivering the confirmation email get abducted by a rogue squirrel with a taste for fine stationery? (2/3)

[StinkyCat @StinkyCat69]

@GoKineticHome To Whom It May Not Concern (because no one at your company does), Subject: My Appointment Vanished Like My Faith in Your Service. Imagine my surprise when a mariachi band didn't show up to serenade my house with the dulcet tones of "Installation Complete! (1/3)

[StinkyCat @StinkyCat69]

@USPS Why is it a hassle to go through the call tree to report you have an issue?

[StinkyCat @StinkyCat69]

Dealing with @FedEx with shipping to a wrong address is like trying next level frustrating!

[StinkyCat @StinkyCat69]

@FedExHelp Tried to DM again, No dice. How else can we do this as you Help Line and VM assistance could put Dyson out of work.

[StinkyCat @StinkyCat69]

@FedExHelp I'm needing assistance with a package that was delivered to the wrong address. I've already files a report, but that was over 2 weeks ago.

[StinkyCat @StinkyCat69]

@FedExHelp Tried to reach you via PM but it doesn't seem to work (Twitter?). I would like to speak to a human!

[StinkyCat @StinkyCat69]

@tewha I had the very same thing happen to me the past weekend. 3 out of 4 boxes dead after purchasing 4 weeks ago. Maybe I only purchased a license for limited use? 🤔

[Higgybaby @TheHiggybaby]

PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.

[Paul @bingowings14]

McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling https://t.co/7g6bhOiYAN

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved."

[Joe @josephtravers]

Nearly laughed water through my nose when this came up in my LinkedIn feed...

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[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Well, you're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.

Oh, rats.

#TheSimpsons

[Quite definitely Charles (he/him/knucklehead) @rev_chas]

OK Twitter hordes, I'm still looking for a job in Linux development and system administration. The best way to contact me is probably via LinkedIn:

https://t.co/cX0ncvCW8s

[Death by Toys @danpolydoris]

I based this toy on one of the most tense and unsettling moments from The Shining.

[StinkyCat @StinkyCat69]

@Thunder_Chicken I’ve achieved this level as well few years back. He cut the line after I told him about the “all-calls recorded” policy to the work number he reached me at.

[StinkyCat @StinkyCat69]

@skayasiberian My boy Mr. Pepper Jack says "Hi, I see you there!"