St john smith

qualified horse whisperer

[St john smith @Stjonhnsmith]

@LeoKearse @travisakers Yes you should absolutely, but mince is fine.

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@DreyfusJames @Heccles94 Said this years ago, bat sh*t crazy the lot of them .

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@CallmeRayf @MRMUSKX2g 109k for being a plum … jeez I missed a trick there.

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@DreyfusJames @TaliaGold_Gel Nice dog

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@EssexPR Please don’t think all gay people do this. I make bread and mow the garden.

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@JohnSwinney This is fantastic , thank you for coming over from NY …ps did you get the banana and Nutella through customs?

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@LyndyMountain Meanwhile on planet Zog…

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@BillDunblane @CadburyUK Yup it’s sht and tbh toney chocolate and tobrome is my go to , totally destroyed a brand that was a favourite for years. And tbh the drinks industry has done the same , Robinson barley water tastes sht to , to many firms destroying famous brands.

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Is he on drugs or living in a parallel universe PM

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@SirCharlyFarly @LeoKearse @CountDankulaTV @AdamPerkinsPhD I wouldn’t worry we will be dead by the time it’s finished , just look at parts of Edinburgh centre , scaffolding been up for 5 years and that’s a fkn building in tact.

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Ian Huntley stabbed possible death .. standing ovation to the assassin.

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@Fyrishsunset Brilliant actor , well dressed , superb wit and a joy to behold… nobody ever said .

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@XOQueenEsther Even my local cinema has better seats , you can have a glass of wine and no dress code.

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Sometimes not being able to drive due illness has its benefits, don’t think I could cope with so many U turns.

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@cbtaylor_7 @ianmiles @robin_nick Don’t worry the BBC are on it …

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@LeeHarris @Keir_Starmer Boris had a slice of cake you imbecile, let that sink in…..

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BBC News Cold health alert 😔 its feckin winter you morons.

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@lady_valor_07 Absolutely, 💯 , got charged just shy of 14 quid for a glass of wine in a basic pub in Edinburgh and thought should have gone to M&S and bought a decent bottle and stayed in with the radio on , no pissing about with public transport and crowds.

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

Today is Day 50 of trying to explain to Zarah that criminals don’t get bailed out because they decide to stop eating their supper.

[Agent P @AgentP22]

Humza Yousaf's brother in law has gone on trial accused of extorting money and supplying the Class A drugs heroin and cocaine.

What a family.

https://t.co/Jl4u6ekeHu