Ryan Olander 🦬

We are all Ukrainians now.

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@Cloudonachocobo They're not even subtle about it. They know they're eco-terrorists and are very clear about their motives and methods before acting.

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@HansFiene This is hilarious, but honestly I find his EFS and "Neo-Apollinarism" views more dangerous.

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@PresbyInn

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@HansFiene They'd have to call in Sam Jackson for a special appearance.

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@TheDonStein

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@james_xond Yes. I'm ugly, not stupid.

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@OVTweetmarck Have you heard of the founding of our great city Myassopolis?

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@ViaMediaVoice My condolences.

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@_tfTGS @Grownded Jokes on you, I'm actually full of sausage and eggs that my wife made for me.

And it's not malice to want people to turn away from damnation. Your false prophet only leads people to hell. Turn to the True Jesus Christ, not this mockery of the true faith that you peddle.

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I can't tell if this is a joke or just blatant euroslop.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

My cousin moved to Texas last year and I think he has become a criminal

He told me he "started a company"

"When is your notary appointment?" I asked

"Bro what? I just signed up online, took like 5 mins"

I told him that's not possible without breaking the EU law

"Well luckily I'm not in the EU anymore" he laughed

He said he already has 8 paying customers even though the company is 11 days old

I felt sick. He must be laundering money

My startup in Germany took 14 months to fully register,
€5,200 in fees and 4 notary visits

And I still don't have all my permits

Meanwhile my cousin operates with no government oversight like some kind of cowboy

I reported him to the German trade office just in case

They said it's outside their jurisdiction

We need immediate EU regulatory authority over American businesses

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@popotosoul Read this Jason Batemans' voice

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@LutheranAnswers We all know that Martin Luther flipped a grunt

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@CoryLaflin That's hard to believe, but I'll take your word for it.

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@OzLutheranChick Why is this list not in alphabetical order?

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@JustusPeccator1 This is most certainly true.

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@veatchme Technically no one has seen them in the same room...

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@veatchme Universe implodes

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@Tanstripe