Stoat News (SNC)

Alerts & updates from Stoat News Corporation, a subsidiary of Lexcorp. Covering news, sports and weather for Romero City, Michigan.

(SaskGames MegaGame, 2016)

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An interesting news story from Global News in Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada: https://t.co/GzBPneDMaH

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SNC missing lightning cable phone charger. Anyone at still at @ArtfulDodgeCafe?

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Lone editor becomes king of the ashes. Coronation at sunset

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@CrazyOlBill Respect.

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RIP Martyr Mayor @MayorABanderas

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RIP Brad.

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Much gratitude. This was the best https://t.co/UeVUN4Drh4

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Thank you so much @Sask_Games for an amazing Mega Game!!

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Mayor: I don't know math.

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Breaking: less than half of you are alive

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Zombie Zack recommends: https://t.co/EemgLZLl9W

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President out of touch with the concerns of Real America. https://t.co/yLHWeHXLMB

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President of the United States: "So is everything cool yet?"

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@RomeroCityChat Kendra: Get the hell out of the airport!! Your endangering thousands of people. Or cut your bloody arm off!

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.@MayorABanderas : no justice, no peace. USA, USA!! (Before giving one of our reporters a gun)

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The zombies look like us now ...

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No decaying of body, but cure may only last 8 hours. https://t.co/mh1Zy3rGRv

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@Stoat_News @Gov_R_Firefly @NeuroTech_Corp correction, the individual would be in control of their body.

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In light of Brad doing great research, he has been rehired. #blessed

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. @Gov_R_Firefly and @NeuroTech_Corp confirm cure was successful for regaining control of mind but not body. Long-term efficacy unclear

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And by zombie we mean first responder. Brad has been fired. We apologize.

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Mayor willing to double funding for anyone willing to become a zombie.