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20:03 May 1, 2026

$GOOGL
$NVDA
$AMZN
$NBIS
$000660
$DDOG
$ZM
$AAOI
$TWST
$MNDY
$MU
$VRT
$RBRK
$RDDT
$ZS

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@Cointelegraph Another place to short crypto? Amazing!

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@RasmusHjulskov @luckenco Ooh I like that

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@Gubloinvestor It’s up 50% in 2026.

It already outperformed. Now it just needs to not lose it.

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@RasmusHjulskov @luckenco Great dial. Gotta swap out the bracelet though, they look better not on metal

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@AntE569 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 In all honesty, prisons would probably be a lot more if every convicted violent criminal was immediately executed outside the courtroom after sentencing.

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@Sam_Badawi That’s her equivalent of cashing out

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@GlobalWatchClub Like a shitty 222.

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@lyemcfly Good for you bro. Happy you found a hustle you can grind. That’s freedom

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@MB_Hogan Not at $70 billion in 2026.

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@blknoiz06 $PENG local top with this tweet

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@holy_moses7 Yes. polymarket cant resolve it as “yes” without endangering their company.

Better for them to lose retail trust and just focus on the dumbest and most degenerate customers than to lose their ability to raise vc.

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@0xSweep What’s funny is that GME unlike all the other short squeeze garbage actually became a decent company.

Like it’s not revolutionary or anything but they’re alive and not at risk.

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@FlowTraderTM It is if Saylor is about to dump almost a million of them

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@RentYourStocks The fact that he’s personally richer after losing $9 BILLION of other people’s money should be a crime.

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@blknoiz06 Damn bro

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Solana $SOL chart is so bad it’s gotta be a long right?

Crypto has some of the most brutal unregulated algos I can’t imagine they allow simple TA traders to short this unpunished.

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@donkeyDdevelops Bring back SPACs!

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@Shorlan4 @timeframeking You use the car everyday, operate it yourself, parking shouldn’t be an issue.

The annual cost of owning and operating a legitimate yacht will usually be more than just buying a luxury car outright.

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@LuxuryWatchGuy1 @oilandgas Rolex can use clean base and gen dials/date wheel/bezel/crystal,hands,indices,gasket,crown, etc for 1/3 of retail price.

The pateks can’t.
They look similar enough for the layman but they’re nowhere near the level of Rolex frankensteined reps.