Sam Stockdale

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[Sam Stockdale @StockdaleSam]

@OracleParkSF @NoahKahan hey bestie, could you post a brighter photo of the merch? for research purposes ofc 🫶

[Sam Stockdale @StockdaleSam]

Put it in the Louvre 💯

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Believe in yourself like visitors who believe they can pet a bison.

[Omar @omarcascar]

🫣🫣🫣🫣

[fed aguayo @fedaguaaa]

survived a bleachers concert 🍅🙂‍↕️💕 #bleachers

[bleachers @bleachersmusic]

the opening performance at the opening show of this tour :: ‘i am right on time’ live from salt lake city

[morgan 𖦹ׂ ₊˚⊹⋆ @thanklesslove]

when the bleachers concert turns into Dune

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

whenever we get back to SLC gonna fucking play so long for you. apologies to elder stepan, anyone who got covered in salt and jesus who's blew us off that stage

[🍅Alexis Bergasse🍅 @AlexisBergasse]

bleachers slc no context

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

SLC you have my heart goddamn that was a whole other level! fucking insane! so sorry we couldn't play longer and it got apocalyptic out there, they literally pulled us out of there. how bizarre i was roasting that pic of me as jesus right as the sky opened up. hmmm. hmmmmmmm hmmm

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Just found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys used to carry newborn lambs down the mountains for seasonal grazing.

[Maggie @maggiemoda]

Female internet investigators uncovering that the Kate Middleton picture was actually taken in late 2023 based on the matched ribbing on Kate Middleton’s sweater (which is only sold in two colors -white and cream) and therefore Kate’s black sweater was photoshopped.

[★NDH★ (Pet Coms Open!!) @NateDHernandez]

My favorite compliment that my paintings get is that they give people psychic damage after zooming in

[Sam Stockdale @StockdaleSam]

“babe can you fill up my water”

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

there will be no taylor slander at the 2024 PCAs that's a personal guarantee

[House ⚔️ @mrmatthouse]

puffer snoopy you have to stop. ur jacket too puffy, your icing lines too clean, your beanie too cozy. they’ll eat you

[cory @coolmathgame_]

friend: i’m thinking about moving to oregon

me: [knows about what happened to the people who tried to move to oregon in the 1800s] i wouldn’t

[angela wheezy @carpeangela]

haaate that couch sleepy does not transfer to bed sleepy