Sam the Stock Man

high energy

[Axios @axios]

🚨BREAKING: Trump administration to deport wrongfully deported Maryland resident again https://t.co/N9OCy5ktks

[Sam the Stock Man @StocksnWeights]

People will quite literally use every proxy instead of actually measuring “crushing it”

[Ryan Dreyer 🪓 @theryandreyer]

Never met a guy who wakes up after his wife who's crushing it

Men must go first

[J.R @TheLifeUvJr]

when i go to the pool at my apt and i see other niggas there I be asking to see their fobs. You aint no resident, nigga

[Sam the Stock Man @StocksnWeights]

Italians don’t really have twink death it’s more tony sopranoification

[Sam the Stock Man @StocksnWeights]

Is we getting fable back or what

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

if you're playing with a cat correctly, you'll be working roughly 900 times harder than the cat. 99% of the effort must be yours. playing with cats is not about exercise, it's about drama. And cats are harsh critics. they need to BELIEVE that plush banana is afraid for its life.

[Sam the Stock Man @StocksnWeights]

@mykola Banger alert

[goldie @tortapatriot]

what did pussy smell like in the bronze age?

[Humble Flow @HumbleFlow]

I’m a German in Germany who has never been to the United States and I’m 100 times more American than Yassamin Ansari.

[Sam the Stock Man @StocksnWeights]

New nose makes him look so gay

[Clavicular Updates @Clav0Updates]

Clavicular was on the verge of TEARS after seeing that a restaurant in France put CHEESE on his burger 💔🍔

[Sam the Stock Man @StocksnWeights]

Maturity of 16 in man years. Wait till she learns about college admissions!

[New York Post @nypost]

Ripped Elliot Page bares insane abs after getting ‘hooked’ on boxing https://t.co/okbZKx9tSN

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Everybody talks about what they'll do "when they make it" as if they couldn't do it right now.

You could travel the world right now. You could live in the country with goats right now. You could marry and have kids right now.

But instead you create some elusive finish line that keeps you in your comfortably dysfunctional lifestyle. Starlink exists. Remote work exists.

If you really think a lifestyle will make you whole, live it now. You'll either figure out that a) its not what you want and can move on or b) finally be happy and have the energy to make that lifestyle sustainble.

The future is uncertain. Do not defer your lifeplans.

[Sam the Stock Man @StocksnWeights]

It’s called actually paying taxes and it’s pretty gay

[Conan, Summer Aesthete @conan_esq]

They should just make Citizenship Plus for White people.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

I did not say I was happy about it, I said don’t blackpill

[snuppydogg @snuppydogg]

Listening to women share dating disaster stories and realizing that I could get away with so much more and probably be rewarded for it

[turn gypsies into biodiesel @grain_silo_ape]

Vitamin E really did make my balls noticeably bigger. First time a supplement did whar you guys said it would

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

No more constitutional lawyer faggot Supreme Court nominees

I want John “Adolf Hitler” Johnson from Mobile, Alabama writing majority opinions that say “idk what the constitution says but Mexicans aren’t Americans and neither are their kids”

[Bronze Age Pervert @bronzeagemantis]

If you’re a parent of a white son e.g. the odds he’d be convinced to troon on “Discord” (one of most absurd panics as it’s simply the preferred messaging app among youth now) or do a Turr are astronomically small; odds school authorities, institutions etc are actively discriminating against him racially both on and off the books and turning him into a second class citizen in real life are close to 100% …what are priorities?

[GOY SUPERSTAR @GoySuperstar]

The correct way to respond to this kind of rhetoric isn't to try to concoct an abstract system of "checks and balances" to make things "fair" between the sexes

The correct response is to be honest and recognize that male and female interests really are fundamentally in opposition to each other, and that indulging female interests leads to civilizational suicide, so female interests just have to be "unfairly" restricted and restrained in favor of male interests

You have to Actually Be Misogynistic. You have to be honest about what's True. Just like you have to Actually Be Racist when it comes to immigration: you have to admit that White interests are in opposition to non-white interests, and our interests must be "unfairly" privileged over theirs if we want to maintain our civilization

There's no shortcut around this - you have to be honest and you have to tell the truth, because the truth is the only legitimate justification for these positions. You cannot argue from the principle of "fairness" when the desirable end goal that you want is fundamentally "unfair" to some group(s) of people

[bоо @gorjusbutiful]

ppl use the word wigger way too loosely. not every low income white person is a wigger. a wigger is a white person who acts ghetto. juggalos, trailer park citizens, nu metal enjoyers, mall goths, etc are not all inherently wiggers though they can intersect. in this essay i will

[FeistyDelight 🇺🇸 @feisty_delight]

@Polymarket They weren't French. I say this with full confidence having done zero research.