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Had to abandon my main account so my stalker won’t find me, but now I won’t get fired if I tweet opinions that actually make sense.

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@TheLibertyDad An incredible performance. 0 for 5.

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@Molaau6 You wouldn’t be cooked if the secret list in your head matched this. Unfortunately, when girls say this is their list they are just forgetting all the secret requirements they also hold and change on a whim

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@vetaLabs @Pras_fpl Yeah we also know that’s a dumb rule. If I was President of the World players could sub back in once a half

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@vetaLabs @Pras_fpl Americans are smart even to use (and understand) the same word being used for multiple meanings. We LOVE to do that. We know what a flop is.

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@vetaLabs @Pras_fpl The doctors take care of the actually injured person. Someone subs in and max flop time of two minutes if the doctors make it to them. And we hope the player gets better soon.

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@NYCMayor PSA: a light in your houses/apartments is a fraction of the power of your AC, an oven, or a desktop computer.

Unrelated: a data center is equivalent to about 30,000 house AC systems or 3 million overhead LED lights 😊

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@kenzezt Women's best friends who jump to conclusion are the most evil people on the planet

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@TheSchottPod Chris Gamble

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@KatharinaLeAnn Unhealthy diet and gluttony is a more grave sin.

Fat people are all leaches in every aspect of life.

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@thenicklavery Yes. Rip and Tear. Get You Some by Secret Band. Malevolent by Volumes. Ending with Immolation of Night by Invent Animate. Then silence until I arrive.

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@ManUtdFan_80 The pope called it soccer. Let it go.

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@dieworkwear They should. All countries should think they are the best, even if only the Americans are right.

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@LLCBCer Say you’ve never spent time in rural Ohio without saying you’ve never spent time in rural Ohio

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@FreddyLA7 Greatest State in the Greatest Union on Earth!

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@JoshChavis65 Underrated tweet

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@NickPedone12 RIP Rocky’s in Parma

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@GunOwners I don’t understand why they worry about James Harden with a gun. Everyone knows he will miss when it matters.

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@theepicmap The most boring drive between two American cities does include Kansas City but it is taking I-70 the opposite direction

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@nomorebsnomaga @MaryKayCabot Nope, but nice try!