Lopez

AFC & Boston Bruins fan. pop-punk/emo revival dipshit. hot take enthusiast. 🌹

[Lopez @Stojie]

Acab bb sorry

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Been watching a lot of noir movies while sick & I realize I could never be a private investigator. Not only do I lack patience and attention to detail, but these guys are constantly turning down pussy from eccentric, mentally ill women and I just can’t see myself ever doing that

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

At the park strolling, just saw a hot older lady w/a fat lil bulldog. He got tired & refused to walk so she picked him up, kissed him while mushing him against her big ole titties, put him in a stroller (!) and kept walking. I hope reincarnations real and I come back as that guy

[Lopez @Stojie]

@chynnacoffin @chelssutton I got a PhD in breast feedin

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

I want a woman to care about me so much that she throws a glass of white wine in my face when I’ve disappointed her

[Lopez @Stojie]

@Flats3 @DarrenBrown4 @JGalante14 @ColeHamilton12_ Doesn’t matter it’s coming home

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Brand accounts waiting to see who gets rid of their rainbow first

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

It’s so fucked up that eating vegetables and not doing drugs makes ur body feel good

[Lopez @Stojie]

@StephenWaitWhat Steal your grandparents identity

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

No Mesut Özil, who will the scapegoat be this time round? @DFB_Team.

[Lopez @Stojie]

@Flats3 I’ll make sure the job is done correctly myself

[Lopez @Stojie]

I’m taking him above all but Lewa at this point

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Show Romelu Lukaku some respect 💪

[Lopez @Stojie]

@StephenWaitWhat Nice profi pic loser

[Lopez @Stojie]

Horseshoe theory be real af

[Lopez @Stojie]

This makes me feel so god damn old

[Andrew Raycroft @AndrewRaycroft]

23 years ago today I got drafted #135 by the @NHLBruins.
Which set up this legendary training camp photo three months later…..

[Lopez @Stojie]

@Flats3 @DarrenBrown4 @JGalante14 @ColeHamilton12_ Bro me too 😂😂

[Lopez @Stojie]

@DarrenBrown4 @Flats3 @JGalante14 @ColeHamilton12_ At least euros wise

[Lopez @Stojie]

@DarrenBrown4 @Flats3 @JGalante14 @ColeHamilton12_ I somehow might be still in it?

[Lopez @Stojie]

I accidentally fell into this toxic corner of Twitter that admonishes against working hard? Reality check but if you find yourself working a blue collar job; typically the next only thing you can do to set yourself apart from the field is being reliable and busting your ass…

[тяαᥴꫀ @flept]

This meal prepping shit easy

[Lopez @Stojie]

Dad please