Ash

[Charles 🍉 @cargilethmighty]

Some songs are really good and some songs just fuck. This song fucks.

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves

[🏁🍸💋🕯️ @palmtreetatt]

I will not get over this. Claire’s first ever monologue from season 1, but being read by Jamie as the original Bear McCreary’s “People Disappear All the Time” track plays as he reads it. Beautifully executed. #Outlander

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

Me after ruining the vibe by bringing up the political state of the world

[Jack Jokinen @JJFromTheBronx]

This is how I look when I’m trying to find a cigarette at a wedding

[cely 🦦 @itscelyunique]

there has to be an easier way to shave your butthole

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

[rollerblades up to you] who the fuck do you think you are

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

nobody:

me drunk as hell messaging everybody:

[jr thanos @whitethan0s]

Butt naked queuing up 15 songs for my 7 min shower

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

[uninspired beige @TallForNxthing]

Kristi Noem at a podium trying to frame citizens as terrorists

Her husband at home:

[Ash @StoneAshton]

Jesus on a random Friday

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

I wаnnа kiII mysеlf but not forever just for like 3 days

[Miilato @miiilato]

me realizing the way i grew up did affect me

[paper 🦋་࿐ @fimspersephone]

i want my summer to look like this, i want the vibe

[sofi's outlander brainrot @balfeschild]

so happy to be witnessing the downfall of frank randall, they'll never make me like you, you little pathetic bitch

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

How it feels when you finally do your laundry and now all your top-tier clothes are back

[Sam @zo1oft]

In a horrible mood and I’m sure my 8 hour shift will only improve this