Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her)

Uncle. Killbot. Sea hag. Twat.

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

Free advice for small town sheriffs:
- No, they weren't animal attacks.
- Yes, your wife is sleeping with Greg.

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

@bruceclarkprof @johnnieego It's illegal in the UK too

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

@Rucas1972 @KitsieAnn @TheMonologist Varies by region, massively.

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

@SamWhyte The long version has him digging in the desert. Is he burying his career or trying to dig it up?

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

@ConcernedApe Thank you so much! ❤️❤️❤️

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

@tyromper @RohanEmpire we are also wildly grateful that you are someone else's problem.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Don't call them Farage Riots. It makes him really upset.

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

@PilotBest @MuslimCouncil You don't speak for us.

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

@MuslimCouncil Solidarity.

[Joe @MrJoeGooch]

I believe I speak for the nation #GeneralElection

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

@GregClarkMP @matthewinkent Nah dogs aren't Tories.

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@archosaur_ Cilla

[Lizzie Jolly🔶️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🏴‍☠️ @maybezabe]

@Luiseach

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

imagine being a voluntary serf and actually swearing that oath next weekend. just imagine kneeling down and putting your full head under the boot of a family of nonces while swearing an oath of allegiance out loud in your living room

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

@coopuk Could you explain how £1.95 for 1 roll of kitchen paper is "Honest Value"? Utterly outrageous.

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

Hey @RishiSunak!

If you're serious about "building a better future that restores optimism, hope, and pride in Britain", you must ditch the Government's anti-rights agenda and instead commit to PROTECTING everyone's fundamental human rights

@libertyhq

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

@corneliusbeers @quantick @DanTwoHundred

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

@DanielZeichner As my MP, will you write to the Iranian Embassy in the UK and demand all executions & convictions against Iranian protesters are halted and quashed? 26 people are at imminent risk, please act now: https://t.co/p6PlelOTEt

[Stone Dead Jane Austen (She/Her) @StoneColdJaneA]

@TimmyMallett Noo! So sad. He was wonderful.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Jacob Rees Mogg has resigned from government. It’s said he wants to spend more time on the things that matter to him like haunting stately buildings.