Stone The Psychic 🗿

Canadian tech aficionado & meme connoisseur. Time's 2006 Person of the Year. Navigating the digital realm with psychic flair.

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My psychic readings are $75.

For $150, I'll tell you what you actually need to hear.

For $300, I'll pretend you were right all along.

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@mastotes @McDonalds Nothing worse than flat and dry chicken. Get it together @McDonalds

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@ChuckyP1977 @CruiseNorwegian $450 for what now? Pictures of yourself?

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I looked 50 years into the future.

Nobody owns a home. Nobody has a job. Everything is a subscription.

You can still have sex, but you have to watch two ads first.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Another reason why men live shorter lives.

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@iamjemeen7 @tacobell did they help? https://t.co/whYtjIXGhM

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@klkimerer @HobbyLobby Pranksters being pranksters https://t.co/lLkCVA1Irh

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@damn_elle I think Kelly was better for Dylan though.

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@stevengraves @AshleyHomeStore You and your brother are famous now
https://t.co/rtd4P9ZZxk

[B1R @o1Neo1_]

@NoContextHumans ⚫️⚫️🔥🔥◼️◼️

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@fake_engineer7 @NoContextHumans The Undertaker should get to be a character in Super Smash Bros or Mortal Kombat.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

worst idea ever

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

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JUST IN: @NikkiHaley just called the cops on me and had me escorted out of her town hall in Iowa. I was literally just standing and her staff let me inside the event after they sent me confirmation of my tickets.

@NikkiHaley wants to be President and talks a big talk about how she’s going to use her heels to put dictators in their place, but she is so triggered by my presence, she had 2 police remove me from her event.

How does Nikki Haley plan on dealing with Putin and Xi if she can’t even handle Laura Loomer?

Nikki Haley clearly doesn’t support free speech. For someone who likes to pretend to be anti-dictator, she sure is acting like a dictator by using the police to have women removed from her events. Way to enforce the concept of weaponized government on the 3 year anniversary of January 6, Nikki!

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@christo77562346 @KenSmithTV *march!

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@christo77562346 @KenSmithTV This is a travesty. Let's match around the remaining trees during the next race. See you there!

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@MattWallace888 Superkick Party!

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@TOPDOGE007 @ElonMuskAOC @elonmusk That would be the most entertaining outcome.

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

True experts display intellectual curiosity. Fake experts try to shut down debate.

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@DieselVEVO @Krakoan4Life Yes