Golfing Stoner

Shot more bears than I have goals, whatever.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

Imagine starting vaping nicotine in 2019 despite knowing how addictive it is and unhealthy it can be. Enjoy your life long addiction and wheezing.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

The people complaining about fans being upset are the same people who see a huge line and long wait, still stand in the line, and then complain about the wait.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

People complaining that fans are upset Perry got bought out are fucking pathetic. Go fuck yourselves. He's one of the Ducks best players ever. Fucking cunts go eat shit.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

Thank you for everything. I've never hated losing a player more than this.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

Love you forever Perry. #FuckBobMurray

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

If you don't think he deserved to be kicked out then you're a dumbass. If this happened to Rakell, all the fans would be bitching for a suspension.

[DucksNPucks 🦆🏒 @DucksNPucks]

Rakell gets 5 minutes for boarding and a game misconduct for this.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

😔

[Sean Shapiro @seanshapiro]

For the first time in his career Andrew Cogliano will miss a game due to injury tomorrow in LA. The true iron man streak is over.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

@TheDucksCoach Look at my tweets from earlier. I already said that.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

This won't do anything. Ducks attendance is piss poor as it is. If winning 2 games in like 56 days hasnt caused anything to happen why would they care about merch sales and ticket sales. It's not like they're good right now anyways.

[Dark Knight 🦇🏴‍☠️ @ShadowOftheBat]

Want to get Samueli’s attention? Don’t renew season tickets, don’t buy any merchandise until meaningful change occurs.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

@PhilJaffe Let's start this war back up. Ducks suck and I need something to do.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

You're welcome PHIL JAFFE. What's it like to think 10 times slower than the average human. Take your time with the response if you have to.

[big mcthankys from mcspankys 🇺🇦 @SpringMustachio]

@StonerSoCal It’s actually 30. Every one except for the Ducks! Thanks for asking Golfing Stoner.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

Whenever Ducks suck ass for a few years and relocate because nobody is buying tickets, I don't want to see any of you boycotting dumbasses crying on twitter about it.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

You're all such fairweather fans jesus. I used to see Ducks fans shit talking other teams fans when they stopped watching during a bad season. Now they're doing the same exact shit. Not watching the game isn't going to get Carlyle fired.

[Forever Mighty @ForeverMightyFM]

Apparently Getzlaf had to tell Carlyle to pull Gibson. Not sure if that's true but the Jets broadcast mentioned it.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

Just wanna say when I played in Anaheim we made the playoffs every year and the conference final. I'm gone and they're on a 12 game losing streak. Where was I you ask? In the cup final with the Knights. #BringBackStoner

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

I'm coming back to Anaheim and fixing this ass team.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

Waking up after smoking is the best feeling.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

10-4. Fuck these refs. Fuck this game. Allen now out. With Chargers injury luck its probably serious.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

@lovemeeenot can you unblock me on Snapchat please? Idk why I was blocked.

[Golfing Stoner @StonerSoCal]

The only good player we've had this game is now on the bench.