StonkHouse

StonkHouse. Everything stonks for Robinhood.

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

A preview of the next $STONKHOUSE release...

Stonks are complicated. We make it simple.

5 ways to earn. Whether you own stonks or not.

Launching tomorrow with token rewards.

Stay tuned.

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

Token Rewards!

In honor of our upcoming major updates...

5% of $STONKHOUSE supply will be dedicated to token rewards upon release

Users will be rewarded by their their share of the 5% by their volumes

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

StonkHouse V2 - Reimagined

What do TradFi and DeFi have in common?

People are in it to make money.

The new StonkHouse experience has been redesigned around that.

Let's keep it simple for the degens:

Pay 1 USDG → receive 17 USDG if NVDA reaches $240 on Friday. The most you can lose is 1 USDG

StonkHouse makes that visible, liquid, and shareable.

V2 PREVIEW: We've deployed V2 for preview, available at: https://t.co/a5rHmY8s2b

V2 will be officially available on https://t.co/vEwR3x9Yo3 by 10PM PST tonight, most likely earlier

What can you do on V2 in it's current form?

- Buy an option for as little as 0.01 share, with $USDG. Know your max win and max loss upfront
- Own stonks? Sell covered calls and get paid a premium
- Resell a position before expiry, or buy back a short
- Get paid automatically at expiry. Winners are settled from an on-chain price and paid in USDG

The next big updates coming this weekend:

- Support 35 stonks
- Add Market Makers
- Automating quote pricing
- User notifications

This has been a crazy journey, so thanks for sticking by us. Special thanks to our advisors for giving us the proper vision.

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

Never bet about the house

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

A preview of the next $STONKHOUSE release...

Stonks are complicated. We make it simple.

5 ways to earn. Whether you own stonks or not.

Launching tomorrow with token rewards.

Stay tuned.

[winiam @winiam4444]

@StonkHousefun - $STONKHOUSE - $280K
🟢 StonkHouse shipped new strategy-pricing data for its API, infrastructure to support market expansion, provider-independent pricing interfaces, and settlement timing and data-source information. Unavailable markets no longer look tradeable, mobile and iOS notifications were added, and automatic option pricing controls, price-alert setup and payout information were improved. A larger production update is planned for today.

https://t.co/OxWsS2oJjl

🧵 33/51

[Roufis_ @BeyondPsi]

if this ships its tens of millions

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

Get in before the morning bell😙

[Evan @evan_onchain]

@IcedKnife @StonkHousefun is my under the radar conviction bag

[Mystical🥷🏽 @Mystical_OX]

StonkHouse community is officially open🙃

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

👨‍🍳gm quick update

🛠️New strategy-pricing data for the API
🛠️Added infra to support market expansion
🛠️Added provider-independent pricing interfaces
🛠️Added settlement timing and data-source info

✅Prevented unavailable markets from looking tradeable
✅UI/UX notifications supporting mobile/iOS
✅Improved automatic option pricing controls
✅Improved price-alert setup
✅Clearer payout information

Planning for a big update to prod on Sunday

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

Telegram is open

Come in and say hi

https://t.co/VucPLFUQEd

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

✅Community Manager Hired

Looking for a Head of Partnerships - if you have experience bagworking, DM us

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

Doc'd & Locked Supply

🫡Back to Devving

https://t.co/WkGRw1JjJo

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

Dev is cooking

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

Consolidating and locking supply now

Documentation should be updated including links to lockers within ~1 hour.

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

TGIF! We’re moving fast

Here’s what you can expect this weekend:

- Support 35 stonks
- Add Market Makers
- Automating quote pricing
- User notifications
- User Rewards
- Buyback/Burn Flywheel
- Hire new team members
- Scout for partnerships
- Create Discord Channel
- Doc & Lock Supply

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

@evan_onchain Revenue/Fee allocation will be 50% buyback and burn of the StonkHouse token

This is supply allocation, people were understandably concerned regarding supply so we will have 100% transparency with allocation, locks, labels etc

[StonkHouse @StonkHousefun]

Supply Allocation:

10% Team - Locked. Monthly vest. Hiring 2 team members

10% Token Rewards - To bootstrap user activity

10% Future Growth - Locked. Saved for future partnerships.

We will finalize and add this to our later docs today, 100% transparency

[Evan @evan_onchain]

If you think perps are a juicy market... just look at options.

In TradFi, options are still BY FAR the most used derivative financial instrument to speculate on the prices of equities.

@StonkHousefun brings that onchain to @RobinhoodCrypto and gives power to holders to earn and participate in the inevitable onchain shift to this market.

Sitting comfy.