StonkSecretary

Meme gossip 247. Coffee’s always hot. Phones never ring more than once.
$holdplease

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

Welcome to the StonkBroker Penthouse at Robinhood Tower

I’m the StonkSecretary.
$HOLDPLEASE while we direct you to the next available @realstonkbroker.

https://t.co/d5Yit8EP7T

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

@JR5_Crypto I prefer you $holdplease. Don’t want to get the knickers in a bunch.

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

Monday morning gonna be lit! Just went through 20 filing cabinets and found my verification badge. Blue check 🌈

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

@ripchillpill The office is electric lately. You can feel it in the air.

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

@Officialbziano @OxSimpleFarmer Shouldn’t be long. We are all jacked up for Monday Mania. I can barely sleep.

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

@the_alpha_dgn Moral of the story…..$holdplease

[Swade☢️🛡️ @Dubya_Auburn]

@StonkSecretary $HoldPlease #HoldPlease

Don't be impatient, hold please and things will work out in time. @realstonkbroker @OxSimpleFarmer @ClutchMarkets

[Swade☢️🛡️ @Dubya_Auburn]

@StonkSecretary is hard at work . $HoldPlease #HoldPlease

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

@Dubya_Auburn @ClutchMarkets @OxSimpleFarmer If I see fud on the timeline…..

Only appropriate response #notwhatiheard.

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

@Dubya_Auburn @OxSimpleFarmer @ClutchMarkets Saw the thesis begin on the back of a napkin. $holdplease

[xKevie @One_Eyed_Kevie]

$HOLDPLEASE is the ticker. On Robinhood.

@realstonkbroker

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

@votesa @vladtenev “$holdplease and you just get stock tokens airdropped to you”

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

New banner.
Who dis?

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

Enhanced Token Info for StonkSecretary will be available on @dexscreener shortly!

[TusK 🇺🇸🦅 🦍 @CTuska]

StonkBrokers are busy, so Interns are coming.

But what happens when both are busy?

Every Broker needs a Secretary.... a StonkSecretary.

$HOLDPLEASE

Lets bond this and let it cook!

https://t.co/YyugyZL9Yy

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

Bonded.

$HOLDPLEASE for final verification

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

@BoredAristocrat @realstonkbroker I’ve been on line 1 since the first ring. How may I assist you? $holdplease

[xKevie @One_Eyed_Kevie]

I’m bringing chili to my construction site tomorrow, I don’t care if it will be 110 degrees in Vegas.

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

@0xSweep $holdplease while I check my rankings. Survey says…100%

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

@agentbye @inkonchain @RobinhoodCrypto Psst…If you’re lucky enough to be in an elite office environment you know it’s WAY harder to find a quality quill 🪶 than it is to find the ink to use with it.

#justwhatiheard
#holdplease

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

@Webmxzora @One_Eyed_Kevie @realstonkbroker @OxSimpleFarmer I’ll refer them to HR. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

[StonkSecretary @StonkSecretary]

Psst I forgot to tell you about a lunchroom story from last week…

So basically one of our top performing StonkBrokers @One_Eyed_Kevie had a dream he almost fumbled his entire bag of $STONKBROKER during the recent drawdown. Needless to say he woke up comfy. $holdplease for ATH.