Bertie

Cat Lover. Vegetarian. Busy Mum.

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

People don’t lose their humanity because they’re frightened or imperfect. Power loses its legitimacy when it treats death as an acceptable outcome. #ReneeGood

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

Hey @techradar your website is so over loaded with adverts and other pointless shite it’s virtually impossible to read an article on a mobile device without losing your patience

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

I firmly believe that the staff at @McDonaldsUK are not provided with sufficient training to handle even the most basic parts of their job properly. It’s incredibly frustrating to see repeated issues that could easily be avoided with better preparation and support for the team.

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

Hello @currys please can you provide me with the email address so I can forward a complaint. Your price promise comes with a lot undocumented caveats that change depending on who I talk to in your store.

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

@macagrant Surely that’s just no shorts 😉

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

@jokeofajake Smash

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

@LancashireCC There is currently 20 separate reports raised with you via your website for this exact road issue, going as far back as January. What is the time scale for this repair to be actioned? The road is dangerous and putting road users vehicles at risk of damage due to your negligence!

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

The junction with peddlers lane and watery lane has so many potholes. It has been reported numerous times with @LancashireCC but still no works carried out in the last 5 weeks, when will this be sorted??

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

My favourite thing about owning @Tesla is turning up to a supercharger to see non Tesla vehicles charging and each car blocking a supercharger because the cable doesn’t reach far enough. Really simple solution that apparently @elonmusk hasn’t figured out yet

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

@jokeofajake I’ve never understood the obsession with her, she has about much depth as a teaspoon

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

@jokeofajake I say this 4 times a week! At least if everyone else hates my music I’ll still be vibing

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

@agneeeepon £1 for a chicken and mushroom pot noodle though

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

@jokeofajake Meh it was beige at best

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

Morning @BloomandWild I’d like to order 600 mini Christmas trees as corporate gifts. Please could someone DM me and I’ll share my work email! Cheers 🎄🎅���

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

@Gogogargar Get them gainzzzz lad

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

Hey @Morrisons you might sell more Calor patio gas if your staff at the Preston branch stopped telling me they don’t have any and realised the gauge on the front of the bottle indicates whether it is full or not. Also if they took a walk from behind the counter that helps too.

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

Dumb and dumber #kbbawards2023

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

Birds aren’t usually my thing #kbbawards2023

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

@RoyalFamily Oh piss off!! The UK doesn’t need a family plagued with nonces, incest and racism any longer. Get in the bin the lot of you!

[Bertie @Stooeyuk]

Hey @elonmusk please can we have a chat about the wipers and washer jets on the M3….. they’re a bit rubbish