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If I run for president my campaign song WILL be no hands by Waka Flocka

Landslide victory

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Had to go get my kid from daycare to tell them the Taylor swift news

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Me getting an urgent message during my meeting and having to step out (Taylor Swift got engaged)

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

This Mother’s Day I’m thinking about all the Palestinian women who’ve lost their children and the Palestinian children who’ve lost their mothers

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

I use em dashes because they’re beautiful to me and I will never stop!!!

[Hoff @StophasslinHOFF]

Me hanging with my high school dog for the holidays

[Brett Chapman @brettachapman]

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day! Just a reminder that Native Americans are not a historical people, that we are still here, and that the biggest injustice in U.S. history—the dispossession of land from Indigenous nations largely by fraudulent treaties—remains ongoing

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Big update we got blackout blinds for the bedroom. Watch this space big things coming (being rested)

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Real BRAT girls know it never ends (I have tummy issues)

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Look how they massacred my boy

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Doing my nightly security rounds (checking everyone’s locations to ensure they are all tucked in bed)

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Learning that likes are now private

[🂱 @laylology]

i used to go thru everyone's likes like it was the morning paper i can't breathe

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My husband played this on the TV so we could get 🤌🏼 the full experience 🤌🏼

[Aardman @aardman]

He's back... with a vengeance. ​

Feathers McGraw returns in Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl, a brand new film premiering on @BBC in the UK and @netflix globally this winter.

[Christin @hexprax]

Sometimes it’s really like, do you not understand that you were born into relative safety only by random chance??

[Hoff @StophasslinHOFF]

Omg snoopy has tenure at the tortured poets department

[َ @gir1genius]

snoopy image of the day

[໊ @buffys]

define body tea

[Hoff @StophasslinHOFF]

Some of the best marketing I’ve seen from my old Indiana Public Library- study the ancient texts before April 19 Swifties 🫶